Self-Internet-Taught
punk rock reggae,8-bit,chiptune,energetic,melodic,upbeat,passionate,deep bass,reflective,infectious,rap,r&b,choir,gospel,hip hop,swing,eclectic,alternates,edm,trap,baritone,ska,anthemic,catchy
Self-Internet-Taught
punk rock reggae,8-bit,chiptune,energetic,melodic,upbeat,passionate,deep bass,reflective,infectious,rap,r&b,choir,gospel,hip hop,swing,eclectic,alternates,edm,trap,baritone,ska,anthemic,catchy
Lyrics
Original song, lyrics & prompts by @skyrim - Enjoy!
Intro
("Ya damm newwwbie!") (Hey! Ey-hey, you! Ya new bee-heees!)
Ey-yo! Don't be that guy. (Awww!) [Laughter:] (Ahhahaaaaaaaa!)
Verse 1
Don't listen, yo
You're not a noob
You're a true pro!
'cause it still takes one to know (yo, yo!)
Verse 2
Right now
I am so grateful
'cause of everything!
I picked up, through out all these years (oh, ho, great, oh!)
Chorus
Hey, I'm self - internet - taught (hey, hey!)
(He's self - internet - taught!)
Taught myself, the internet!
(He taught himself, da internet!)
Instrumental break
Verse 3
"vittu" is Finnish for friend, "baka" is Japanese
although the translation is lost on me
While Turks are the happiest
Shouting "sick - eh - rim" all day long! (They so happy!)
Verse 4
Cheat in online games,
Abuse da bugs,
use radar, hax and bots!
I won't point fingers, but... (But what?)
Verse 5
Ah, since you insist - The You Kay!
Belgium, Canada and Germany, too
Russia, China, (You Es Ey! You Es Ey!)
Portugal and the Netherlands!
Verse 6
the list goes on and on... (Wait, wait!)
(How do you know they really cheat?!)
Well, excuse me!
Or as the French say: J'accuse!
...It's because I trust my guts, boom! (Yayyy-)
Drop
Chorus
Da internet taught me everything
(He's such a pro!)
Self-taught, self-taught! (self-taught)
Self, int uhhhhhr nehhhhh-hhhat -
Taught! Hey, hey! (Hey, hey!)
(He taught himself, da internet!)
(Please teach us da internet!)
Verse 7
Don't lie about it
There's no shame to admit
you watch my five sec vids
and get down to bizz! (Showtime!)
Verse 8
But first get served!
a two-hour ad!
on da house
(It's freeeee?! Gimme - gimme - gimme!)
Verse 9
the Wizard's First Rule is simple;
"People are stupid",
look how they drool!
Reading news on Facebook turns 'em all into trolls! (Trolls are pre-posterous yo!)
Verse 10
Ey-hey, life brings highs and lowwwws!
like da internet
It usually works
But when you lag ya gotta wait it out! (Your Wi-Fi sucks! Reset the router!)
Bridge,Reflective
We learn to collaborate
so everyone can spew hate
and drive wedges (Wedgies!)
With da Internet, as our great sensei
("Konichiwa"! "Arigato"!)
Konichiwa! That means Hello!
Arigato! That means Goodbye!
Tempo Increases,Melodic,Punk,Ska
Chorus
Whoooo, are you self, internet, taught?!
Teach yourself! The Internet!
(Teach ourselves, da internet!)
I taught myself, too!
(He taught himself, da internet!)
Learn a new song!
And how to code!
Plus everything you shouldn't know!
Outro
As you can tell
I didn't waste time
Now like and subscribe
Please, master, thank youuu-!
(No no no! No-hoo prob-luhhhhhm!)
Final Fade-Out,Spoken:
...Dude, my stats never changed.
Stop trolling, for fudge sake!
Hit that like button, ugh!
[Laughter] (Hahaha!)
(You damm pro!)
Dude, I said not to call people a new-...
Oh?! My bad!
Maybe you're self-internet-taught after all! [Laughter] (Ahaha!)
Ending