Haxen Gate
Polka EDM festival fusion with humorous Oktoberfest energy and modern festival production. Tempo around 132 BPM. Start with playful Bavarian folk vibe: accordion melodies, tuba bass “oompah” rhythm, light clarinet and brass stabs. Quickly merge into EDM festival elements: big kick drum, sidechained synth bass, festival claps, risers and drops. Sound like a chaotic Oktoberfest party colliding with a Tomorrowland stage. Verses feel bouncy and folk-driven with accordion, tuba and light percussion. Pre-chorus builds tension using snare rolls, synth risers and crowd ambience. Choruses explode into a big EDM festival drop layered with polka instruments, shouting gang vocals and chant-style hooks. Crowd chants should feel like a drunk festival audience shouting together. Spoken parts feel like a streamer talking to chat while music briefly pulls back. Energy constantly rises toward the final chorus where brass, accordion, synth leads and festival drums all collide in a comedic party climax.
Haxen Gate
Polka EDM festival fusion with humorous Oktoberfest energy and modern festival production. Tempo around 132 BPM. Start with playful Bavarian folk vibe: accordion melodies, tuba bass “oompah” rhythm, light clarinet and brass stabs. Quickly merge into EDM festival elements: big kick drum, sidechained synth bass, festival claps, risers and drops. Sound like a chaotic Oktoberfest party colliding with a Tomorrowland stage. Verses feel bouncy and folk-driven with accordion, tuba and light percussion. Pre-chorus builds tension using snare rolls, synth risers and crowd ambience. Choruses explode into a big EDM festival drop layered with polka instruments, shouting gang vocals and chant-style hooks. Crowd chants should feel like a drunk festival audience shouting together. Spoken parts feel like a streamer talking to chat while music briefly pulls back. Energy constantly rises toward the final chorus where brass, accordion, synth leads and festival drums all collide in a comedic party climax.
Lyrics
Instrumental Intro
Verse
Jeden Freitag, ist es das gleiche.
Der Eqvi mampft die Haxen weg.
Jeden Freitag, nicken einige im still'n.
Denn ihr Song kommt heute dran, check.
Pre-Chorus
Und dann beginnt's im Chat, sie schreiben alle mit.
Unisono im Chor, heißt es: "Rigged! Rigged! Rigged!"
Chorus
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rigged! (Rigged!) Rigged! (Rigged!)
Rigged-Rigged! Rigged! (Haxen-Gate)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
So Rigged! (Rigged!) Rigged! (Rigged!)
Rigged-Rigged! Rigged! (Haxen-Gate)
Spoken Post-Chorus
(Bestimmt so richtig Rickt!)
Ja, hehe, lustig, nein leute alles Zufall.
Und? ... Das ist jetzt aber echt Zufall!,
Dass dieser Song ausgerechnet jetzt dran kommt.
(Oh-oh! Eindeutig sowas von Rigged!)
Instrumental
Verse
Jeden Freitag, die gleiche Adresse.
Der Lieferservice ist perplex.
Jeden Freitag, bezahlt wer and'res.
Doch wenns Geld stimmt, macht das nix.
Pre-Chorus
Und dann beginnt's im Chat, sie schreiben alle mit.
Unisono im Chor, heißt es: "Rigged! Rigged! Rigged!"
Chorus
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rigged! (Rigged!) Rigged! (Rigged!)
Rigged-Rigged! Rigged! (Haxen-Gate)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
So Rigged! (Rigged!) Rigged! (Rigged!)
Rigged-Rigged! Rigged! (Haxen-Gate)
Spoken Post-Chorus
(Bestimmt so richtig Rickt!)
Nein Schaut doch, ich shuffle hier jedes mal.
Und? ... Das ist jetzt aber echt Zufall!,
Dass dieser Song ausgerechnet jetzt dran kommt.
(Oh-oh! Eindeutig sowas von Rigged!)
Instrumental
Final Chorus
Haaaaaaaaaxen ja Haaaaaaaaaaaxengate
Rigged! (Rigged!) Rigged! (Rigged!)
Rigged-Rigged! Rigged! (Haxen-Gate)
Haaaaaaaaaxen ja Haaaaaaaaaaaxengate
Welches! (Gate!) Noch! (Mal!)
Haxen! Gate! (Haxen-Gate)
Instrumental Outro