i’ve got a friend named teemuth, he’s got just what i need

teemuth, the flower boy, got the strongest weed

the lily of the valley, the most premium dank

all i need to chill and make my mind go blank

in sorrow it’s my comfort, it makes me feel just right

this shit will have you trippin all day and night

i’ve got a friend named teemuth, he’s got just what i need

teemuth, the flower boy, got the strongest weed

I'm the f-f-f-f-flower boy, makin' minds go joyride

Got the psychedelic superpower, takin' you on a crazy slide

I'm the conductor of the cannabis train

All aboard, we're goin' insane, ain't no comin' back, it's all in vain!

(I'm the f-f-f-f-flower boy)

(I'm the f-f-f-f-flower boy)

Frowns always comin' to me, like I'm the weed whisperer

Got the secret sauce, the magic flowers that make 'em surrender (Surrender!)

Their worries, their stress, their annoying in-laws too

I'm Teemuth, the flower boy, and I'm here to save the crew!

I'm like a pharmacist, but instead of pills, I got the chronic

Got the strains that'll make you laugh, and the ones that'll make you logic

I'm the weed wizard, the ganja guru, the mary jane magician

Got the Frowns lined up around the block, like I'm the weed physician!

They come to me for the good stuff, the cream of the crop

Got the flowers that'll make 'em float, like they're sippin' on a cloud hop

I'm the master of the marijuana, the sultan of the smoke (Sultan's in the house!)

Got the Frowns beggin' for more!

So if you're feelin' down, and your frown's turned upside down

Just come to Teemuth, the flower boy, and I'll turn that frown around! (Turn it up!)

(I'm the f-f-f-f-flower boy)

I'm the f-f-f-f-flower boy, makin' minds go joyride

Got the psychedelic superpower, takin' you on a crazy slide

I'm the conductor of the cannabis train

All aboard, we're goin' insane, ain't no comin' back, it's all in vain!

(I'm the f-f-f-f-flower boy)

I'm the f-f-f-f-flower boy

(makin' minds go joyride)