[Verse 1]
No, I’m not lonely, I just like my space,
No, that’s not blushing—it’s just my face!
I don’t get nervous when you walk by,
That’s just my body… trying to die.

[Pre-Chorus]
I don’t write love songs, what do you mean?
This is just… a random melody.
And if my voice shakes when I say your name,
It’s just ‘cause—uh, allergies. Damn.
Too much pollen, too much air,
Not ‘cause I love you, I swear.

[Chorus]
Oh, I crave for love, but I’ll never admit it,
Nope, not me, don’t even ask—forget it!
I’d rather walk into traffic blindfolded
Than say “I love you”—so let’s not unfold it.

[Verse 2]
Oh, you think I like you? That’s hilarious, wow!
What gave it away? (Oh no, I said that out loud.)
Nope, I don’t think about you all the time—
Just, like, you know… when I blink. It’s fine.

[Pre-Chorus]
I don’t get jealous, I swear I don’t care,
If you talk to them, I—wait, what were we saying? Where?
And if I freeze up when you sit too near,
That’s just my brain… malfunctioning here.

[Chorus]
Oh, I crave for love, but I’ll never admit it,
Nope, not me, don’t even ask—forget it!
I’d rather fall face-first in a public place
Than say “I love you” right to your face.

[Verse 3]
Oh no, oh no, I think I’m doomed,
This feels suspiciously like catching feelings—ew.
What’s next? A grand confession? A romantic speech?!
Ew. No. Gross. Let’s never repeat.

[Outro]
Nope, not saying it, never gonna do it,
Go ahead, read my mind—oh wait, you blew it.
So I’ll sit right here, totally fine, totally chill
(Except for the part where I never will…)

Lalalalalalalalalalal
Ooooo-yeaaaaah!!!