VHS Hell:004 - Telethon of Terror
A high-energy rock anthem with a driving beat and prominent guitar riffs. The song features a male vocalist with a powerful, slightly raspy voice, delivering a call-and-response style vocal performance. The instrumentation includes electric guitar, bass guitar, drums, and a keyboard providing atmospheric pads and occasional melodic fills. The tempo is upbeat, creating a sense of urgency and excitement. The production is clean and punchy, with a strong emphasis on the drums and lead guitar. The song structure follows a typical verse-chorus format, with an instrumental break featuring a guitar solo. The key is major, contributing to the uplifting and anthemic feel. The guitar solo is melodic and technically proficient, showcasing a blend of sustained notes and rapid-fire licks. The bass provides a solid rhythmic and harmonic foundation, while the drums maintain a consistent, driving rhythm with occasional fills.
VHS Hell:004 - Telethon of Terror
A high-energy rock anthem with a driving beat and prominent guitar riffs. The song features a male vocalist with a powerful, slightly raspy voice, delivering a call-and-response style vocal performance. The instrumentation includes electric guitar, bass guitar, drums, and a keyboard providing atmospheric pads and occasional melodic fills. The tempo is upbeat, creating a sense of urgency and excitement. The production is clean and punchy, with a strong emphasis on the drums and lead guitar. The song structure follows a typical verse-chorus format, with an instrumental break featuring a guitar solo. The key is major, contributing to the uplifting and anthemic feel. The guitar solo is melodic and technically proficient, showcasing a blend of sustained notes and rapid-fire licks. The bass provides a solid rhythmic and harmonic foundation, while the drums maintain a consistent, driving rhythm with occasional fills.
Lyrics
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
We are coming to you live from Studio 6 at Channel 666…
It’s the annual Help a Human Telethon!
The phones are open, the lines are lighting up,
And we’ve got a whole night of dazzling entertainment ahead of us.
All for a great cause.
Don’t touch that dial—
Because we are gonna raise spirits… and raise funds.
Together.
We’re gonna help the world today,
We’re gonna help.
We’ve got love and hope and bills to pay,
Oh yes.
So dial it in and give your share,
Let’s show the world how much we care.
Distortion
Ah—folks, we’re experiencing a few… technical difficulties—haha…
Please, don’t adjust your sets…
Our lines are still open, just call… just… call…
Call.
Call now!
YOUR SOUL IS THE DONATION.
YOUR VOICE IS THE LINE.
DIAL THE BLOOD NUMBER…
AND GIVE US YOUR TIME.
Ha… ha… haha… HAHAHA!
Ladies and gentlemen… we are LIVE!
We are inside your homes.
We SEE you. We HEAR you.
Pick up the phone…
Pick up the…
PICK UP THE PHONE!
CHANNEL SIX SIX SIX
SIGNAL BLEEDS INTO YOUR SKIN.
WE ARE THE TELETHON ETERNAL.
AND THE DEAD WILL CALL AGAIN.
Every pledge brings you closer.
Every number carves the mark.
This broadcast never ends.
We are the beasts in the dark!