The Goldilocks Zone

Is an ideal of perfection

In regards to the home

Presented by witnessing

The breaking and entering

"Into an unattended domicile?"

Residence to a family of ursine

Then, once inside,

It becomes time. To-

(Omm nom!)

"Orange porridge?"

Sounds foreign,

Just a smidge.

Like agita.

"Or alien?"

Or angina did.

Sounds galore!

Range: Audible

Mentally: More!

Injur or endure

What we abhor

Yet cannot seem

"To stop."

Without an extra order

"Hinged."

Upon the-

(Maximum score!)

Gameify your

World for a buck

The app is free!

"See?"

You're in luck!

It's a slog, huh?

All that login muck

"Not a member?"

(Just sign up!)

Why? It only takes

An address

"Your birth date?"

And an email, to-

(Look up!)

"Is it really already the afternoon?"

I thought I felt myself

Gettin' sorta kinda...

"Hungry?"

Time to go find

And forage.

(Omm nom!)

"Orange porridge?"

Sounds foreign,

Just a smidge.

Like agita.

"Or alien?"

Or angina did.

Sounds galore!

Range: Audible

Mentally: More!

Injur or endure

What we abhor

Yet cannot seem

"To stop."

Without an extra order

"Hinged."

Upon the-

(Maximum score!)

Well, Goldilocks, see?

Knew a thing or two

"Since she Graduated?"

From Hard Knocks U.

And became an agent

"In real estate?"

Selling cottage homes

"To legal aids?"

Whom often seemed

To leave their

Place of rest,

Their home,

(Unattended!)

Now she knew

When to be

"Making the rounds?"

Or, when folks would

"Be out of town?"

Or, how often it was

That they would be

(Checking out!)

"So, you see?"

She'd know

"Exactly..."

When to eat

(Omm nom!)

"Orange porridge?"

Sounds foreign,

Just a smidge.

Like agita.

"Or alien?"

Or angina did.

Sounds galore!

Range: Audible

Mentally: More!

Injur or endure

What we abhor

Yet cannot seem

"To stop."

Without an extra order

"Hinged."

Upon the-

(Maximum score!)

Well, it didn't take long

For that arm of the law,

"Ear on the track. So?"

They heard and saw

The comings and the

Goings on and, now they

Knew she had the knowing

Of the whole bear crew

"And what they do?"

Uh-huh, and when too

Now, when you

Start makin' money

You slide up a scale

That affects

Social standing

"Where's the paper trail?"

Nonexistent. Invisible.

All pulled from thin air

But take one look around

We all see it's there.

"Everyone's thirsty for something, eh?"

Right? The joose is loose!

Ha! Speaking of-

"Oh! Jay?"

(Omm nom!)

"Orange porridge?"

Sounds foreign,

Just a smidge.

Like agita.

"Or alien?"

Or angina did.

Sounds galore!

Range: Audible

Mentally: More!

Injur or endure

What we abhor

Yet cannot seem

"To stop."

Without an extra order

"Hinged."

Upon the-

(Maximum score!)

"Tight."

Now comes the time

That we talk about-

"The numbers, right?"

And since,

We've been mentioning

The Score all night,

We wanted

To be sure and

"Bring our explanation?"

(Into the light!)

Well now...

Once she was arrested

Goldilocks herself,

personally attested

That she'd kept a running toll

Of each and everything she stole

"But why? That seems so dumb."

I hear you say. But, it took every

Toe flange and thumb

To account

For all she'd done

And in the end they published

Just how far

On other's backs

(She had come!)

Social Media Magazine

Well, they labeled her,

"Most Thirsty Woman"

Year

After year

After year

"Damn."

Yup. Hey...

"Hmmh?"

Speaking of thirst...

"Of course."

(Omm nom!)

"Orange porridge?"

Sounds foreign,

Just a smidge.

Like agita.

"Or alien?"

Or angina did.

Sounds galore!

Range: Audible

Mentally: More!

Injur or endure

What we abhor

Yet cannot seem

"To stop."

Without an extra order

"Hinged."

Upon the-

(Maximum score!)