Slay Rides
Steady unchanging rhythm, Cheery bells, screaming voices, choir, catchy, nostalgic, deep resonant baritone male vocals, vocals should be warm and festive, 80 bpm, a bombastic lampoon of the destruction of actual holidays by corporations, slow, festive
Slay Rides
Steady unchanging rhythm, Cheery bells, screaming voices, choir, catchy, nostalgic, deep resonant baritone male vocals, vocals should be warm and festive, 80 bpm, a bombastic lampoon of the destruction of actual holidays by corporations, slow, festive
Lyrics
bells intro
record needle playing ambient noise
[verse one]🦃
Ding dong! ding dong,
Ding dong! ding dong,
Corporate schlongs,
Ding dong! ding dong,
Ding dong! ding dong,
Destroy your
Joy to the world um, Halloween?
It ain’t even here!
Take down the Christmas stuff,
It ain’t late enough,
To start selling all that shit
To start selling all that shit
To start
Selling
All
That
Shit
Ding dong! ding dong,
Ding dong! ding dong,
Pumpkin pie and footballs on,
[verse two] 🎃
Have a holly jolly ween kids,
Choke that candy down,
Soon there’ll be; Christmas trees,
All
Over town,
verse three
Have a spooky thanksgiving,
And in case you didn’t know,
That choir refrain of snow on window panes,
You hear everywhere you go.
[choir] 🥳😁
(Oh-) ((ohhhh))
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the turkey is so delightful,
Walmart wants to sell wine to you,
So happy freakin new year too.
extended instrumental interlude
Joy to the world, trick-er-treaters come,
To get-
Their sugar-
FIX-
May ev-er-E grandma,
Drop a sugar bomb,
For hyperactive kids
For hyperactive kids
For hyper
Active
doubletrack vocals
Hordes of kids
Ding dong! ding dong,
Ding dong! ding dong,
Corporate schlongs,
Ding dong! ding dong,
Ding dong! ding dong,
Destroy your
Joy to the world um, Halloween?
It ain’t even here!
Take down the Christmas stuff,
It ain’t late enough,
To start selling all that shit
To start selling all that shit
To start
Selling
All
That
Shit