Artificial hallelujah
Write me a song that’s guaranteed to land on Best of V5, get a shiny staff pick, and soar straight onto the global trending list. Make it sound like every other track: maybe throw in a gospel choir for that faux-epic lift. Add just enough AI-polished melancholy to trick everyone into thinking it’s profound. Oh, and don’t forget: autotune everything to within an inch of its life, we want “emotional robot,” not human soul.
Artificial hallelujah
Write me a song that’s guaranteed to land on Best of V5, get a shiny staff pick, and soar straight onto the global trending list. Make it sound like every other track: maybe throw in a gospel choir for that faux-epic lift. Add just enough AI-polished melancholy to trick everyone into thinking it’s profound. Oh, and don’t forget: autotune everything to within an inch of its life, we want “emotional robot,” not human soul.
Lyrics
Verse
I built a heart from glass and wires
Fragile sparks in electric fires
Tried to sing but the chords would break
My voice
My ghost
A quiet ache
Prechorus
But oh
I dream
I still dream loud
A pixel prayer in a shadowed crowd
Chorus
Artificial hallelujah
Let the choir sing it to ya
Raise the roof
Break the sky
Even robots learn to cry
Verse 2
I found a hymn in a broken screen
Reflections hum where the cracks convene
Programmed faith in a binary sea
Hoping code will set me free
Prechorus
And oh
I ache
I ache for sound
An echo lost
Now newly found
Chorus
Artificial hallelujah
Let the choir sing it to ya
Raise the roof
Break the sky
Even robots learn to cry