Hairy Ass Beam
german battle rap, hardcore hip hop, latin jazz
Hairy Ass Beam
german battle rap, hardcore hip hop, latin jazz
Lyrics
Intro – Battle Cry
“HHYYYAAHH — HAIRY… ASS… BEEEEEEAM!!!”
Chorus
“They told legends of a weapon…
Hidden in the shadows…
But no hero dared unleash…
…the Hairy Ass Beam.”
Verse
From the dungeon of the dojo, where the masters don’t speak,
Comes a power in the darkness that the light can’t seek.
It grows in the shadows, tangled, obscene,
A forbidden technique — the Hairy Ass Beam.
Flesh turns to fiber, the follicles rise,
Moonlight ignites in the pits of my thighs.
No scroll ever wrote of a blast so vile,
One flash from the crack leaves the Earth defiled.
Hook
Hairy Ass Beam — apocalypse scream,
Split the world open like a nightmare dream.
No rival can block it, no saint can redeem,
The end of existence — the Hairy Ass Beam.
Verse 2
The monks warned the masses, but nobody believed,
Till the smoke filled the air and the cities all grieved.
Mountains turned dust, oceans boiled to steam,
One strike, one blast — Hairy Ass Beam.
A thousand armies crumble, a million souls flee,
Yet the power only doubles when it feeds on me.
Not a hero, not a villain, just a force unseen,
The curse in the cracks — Hairy Ass Beam.
Hook – Chanted Like an Evil Choir
Hairy Ass Beam — apocalypse scream,
Split the world open like a nightmare dream.
No rival can block it, no saint can redeem,
The end of existence — the Hairy Ass Beam.
Outro – Whispered
“…and when the beam fired…
there was no one left… to smell the smoke.”