The Flyswatter Waltz by C. Mora
[Uptempo Candombe-Pop mixed with Electro-Swing Manouche, Female Vocals (Raspy/Sweet) with Rioplatense Uruguay Accent, Fast Acoustic Guitar strumming, Accordion hooks, Whistling, Plastic Percussion (Flyswatter hits), Handclaps, Euphoric Chorus, Viral Anthem, 138 BPM]
The Flyswatter Waltz by C. Mora
[Uptempo Candombe-Pop mixed with Electro-Swing Manouche, Female Vocals (Raspy/Sweet) with Rioplatense Uruguay Accent, Fast Acoustic Guitar strumming, Accordion hooks, Whistling, Plastic Percussion (Flyswatter hits), Handclaps, Euphoric Chorus, Viral Anthem, 138 BPM]
Lyrics
Intro
Sound of a buzzing fly: Zzzzzzz...
Sound of a loud plastic SLAP!: PAP!
[C Mora - Spoken, super casual]:
Bo, dejate de joder.
Today we dance.
Uno, dos, tres, ¡VA!
Explosion of Manouche Guitar & Candombe Drums
Verse 1
Fast, rhythmic delivery
I woke up in the Feywild, barrio Cordón,
Feeling like a zombie, feeling el bajón.
Lulú was on my shoulder, blue and heavy like the sea,
Whispering sad stories, messing with my energy.
But then Lalá kicks in, electric amarillo,
Jumpin' like a cricket, shining like a brillo!
She grabs me by the hand, she says "No te rindas, che!"
"The sun is coming out, prepare the mate and the tea!"
Chorus
Massive Anthem - Catchy & Powerful
AGARRÁ EL MATAMOSCAS! (Slap! Slap!)
KILL THE BUZZ IN YOUR HEAD, DON'T FALL IN THE TRAP!
LULÚ TE TIRA (Down!), LALÁ TE SUBE (Up!)
DANCING ON THE VEREDA WITH A MAGIC CUP!
IT’S A ZAPATAZO A LA PENA, BABY, DON’T ASK WHY!
JUST SWAT THE BAD VIBES OUT OF THE SKY!
Vamo' arriba, bo! (Let's go, dude!)
Verse 2
Bass drops deep. More emotional.
Danny the Street is moving, changing up the view,
The cobblestones are singing a melody for you.
It’s okay to be sad, es parte del viaje,
But don’t let the flies charge you the peaje! (toll)
Use the Plastic Scepter! The Weapon of the Will!
Give the bad thoughts a "bife" and tell them to chill!
Gravity and Levity, dancing cheek to cheek,
This is the balance that the wizards seek!
Outro
Maximum Festival Energy. Accordion & Whistling
SWAT IT! (Pap!)
SMASH IT! (Pap!)
NO TE ME CAIGAS!
LULÚ! LALÁ!
TODO PASA, ÑERI, TODO PASA!
Final Acoustic Strum
[C Mora laughs]: Impecable.