
Epic Road Trip Tales - v52 - Lickity Split to Katy For BBQ
Classic British rock foundation with driving electric guitar riffs, bold melodic basslines, and crisp drumming. The lead vocals are powerfully delivered with clear, dynamic phrasing. A haunting, dark-toned melody is interwoven with expressive flute passages, adding depth and intrigue throughout.

Epic Road Trip Tales - v52 - Lickity Split to Katy For BBQ
Classic British rock foundation with driving electric guitar riffs, bold melodic basslines, and crisp drumming. The lead vocals are powerfully delivered with clear, dynamic phrasing. A haunting, dark-toned melody is interwoven with expressive flute passages, adding depth and intrigue throughout.
Lyrics
The song explodes with immediate, powerful energy, faster and more aggressive than any previous drive. The electric guitar plays a sharp, driving riff, blending raw rock force with a relentless, surging tempo. The nasty cool bassline is upfront, driving a powerful, complex, and frantic rhythm. The drums are a relentless barrage, pushing the tempo hard.
(Verse 1)
Lead vocals enter, urgent and high-pitched, pushing the tempo against the clock
Left the French Quarter chaos, the music in the soul
The Harleys aimin' westward, to meet a brand new goal
The journey's "Lickity Split" now, the pace is set to max
Across the endless bayou, along the railway tracks
Gotta get to Houston quickly, before the smoke gets thin
The Texas BBQ's waitin', where the real games begin!
The nasty cool bassline is driving and chaotic, a pulse of pure speed
Louisiana's a blur now, the state line starts to crack
We pushed the bikes to limit, there ain't no turning back!
The smell of burning mesquite, is driftin' on the air
Texas is the target, and we'll meet the challenge there!
(Chorus)
The band surges into a massive, desperate roar. The haunting flute melody is a high, frantic, and swirling line that embodies the chaos of the high-speed drive and the urgency of the cook-off.
Oh, the Lickity Split is on now, we’re fightin' for the speed!
For the fire and the brisket, exactly what we need!
Katy's got the smoke ring, the judges drawin' near
The fastest run in Texas, to wipe away all fear!
(Verse 2)
The tempo slows slightly, shifting to a heavy, celebratory Texas Blues/Rock groove. The guitar plays a thick, powerful, riff-based pattern.
We rolled onto the fairgrounds, the air was brown with smoke
The roar of a thousand engines, the wildest kind of folk
The pits were burning hot now, the racks were full of meat
The massive, hungry crowds, movin' with rhythmic feet
The Harleys found their solace, parked near a quiet tree
Just three good friends from Wisconsin, as joyful as can be
The nasty cool bassline locks into a deep, powerful, blues-rock pulse.
The competition's heavy, the passion is so true
We tasted all the secrets, for me and for my crew
From sauce that makes you holler, to the tender, smoky bark
A perfect kind of ending, leaving a golden mark!
(Bridge)
The music becomes slow, heavy, and appreciative. A distorted guitar plays a thick, sustained chord. The haunting flute melody plays a warm, soulful, and exaggerated motif, mimicking the heavy, satisfying taste of the food.
The grease runs down the fingers, the laughter fills the air
A fellowship of flavor, the kind we love to share
The competition's over, the final votes are cast
But the memory of the smoke, is the feeling that will last!
(Guitar Solo)
A fast, raw, and aggressive guitar solo. It embodies the full "Lickity Split" speed, blended with a heavy, celebratory Texas Blues/Rock feel. The solo is a blur of speed and high-gain energy, followed by a final, guttural blues bend.
(Chorus)
The band returns with a final, overwhelming, sustained, yet heavy groove.
Oh, the Lickity Split is on now, we’re fightin' for the speed!
For the fire and the brisket, exactly what we need!
Katy's got the smoke ring, the judges drawin' near
The fastest run in Texas, to wipe away all fear!
(Outro)
The song slows dramatically, holding a final, heavy, sustained chord. The sound of the Harleys revving powerfully, followed by the distant, echoing sound of a cheering crowd and a final, satisfied sigh.
[A voice, filled with smoke and content] That's how you do Texas.
The final, nasty cool bassline fades slowly into the wind.
