The girl at the end of the bar

6 feet away so far

I might as well

Be stuck in hell

with the bar backs

And the bathroom smell

Yet like a magnet I am stuck

Sta sta sta stammering

Man what the fu…..”whoooo”

I plan to make her my baby

By the light of this neon moon

The girl at the

End of the bar

2 wingmen on each arm

But not for long

Cuz I belong

They don’t know me

And my courages strong

Was that sweet smile just for me?

Or is there someone I don’t see

Standing behind me just to remind me

She’s probably way too good for me

How can they all not see

What this girl does just to me

Will she run and hide

Inside my double wide

So much camouflage

I Couldn’t see her cry

My double wide

May suit her fine

Camouflage may be her thing

Likes Ike my red boned hound dog

Who doesn’t bark but only sings

The girl the girl the girrrrrl…….at the end of the bar

She did she touched my arm

And away we danced

Giving the crowd a chance

To swing their gals

And twirl their ants

We danced the night away

Sipping lukewarm Cabernet

Wondering all the while

Will she run a mile

When she sees where

I spend my days

Oh girl at the end of the bar

Drinks moonshine from a jar

Now Ike sings only

When he’s sad and lonely

But these days he barks

At squirrels and cars

She didn’t even know my name

Now’s she’s my fiancée

Home sure ain’t a mansion

But now we need an expansion

Just told mamma there’s one on the way

We danced the night away

Drinking lukewarm Cabernet……..