Ooh, the dark room was hot, mmmh, mmmh, I could barely breathe. Oh, hahaha, what just happened, oh, hahaha, is this what they call romance? My heart was thumping, my head was swirling, mmmh, mmmh, mmmh. But now, ooh, ooh, my stomach is... an empty, empty, empty abyss. The fridge, the fridge, the fridge, it's calling!

Midnight silence, but the kitchen's bright. Mmh! Where is the leftover pork loin? Mmh! Me and my roasted meat, yeah, the meat, the meat, the meat, A proper late-night affair. Hahaha! Hahaha! Half a fridge, half a fridge, ooh, ooh A roast meat bride, mmmh, who finds love in the fat. I'm not hungry anymore, anymore, anymore.

There it lies, the fatty, brown, fatty, brown chicken breast, Next to those yesterday's ooh, ooh, juicy roasts. What was his name? Tom? Mark? It doesn't matter, hahaha, hahaha. I'll remember later. But now... mmmh... the baked-baked beef! Talk yourself into it, talk yourself into it, it's protein, protein, protein. It's the protein my body needs, needs, needs.

Midnight silence, but the kitchen's bright. Mmh! Where is the leftover pork loin? Mmh! Me and my roasted meat, yeah, the meat, the meat, the meat, A proper late-night affair. Hahaha! Hahaha! Half a fridge, half a fridge, ooh, ooh A roast meat bride, mmmh, who finds love in the fat. I'm not hungry anymore, anymore, anymore.Ooh, adulting is ooh, ooh so sexy. I'll start the healthy life tomorrow, but not, not, not now. Salad? Hahaha, hahaha! I won't even look at it! The saucy, seasoned meat is the real greatness, greatness. Mmmh, The marrow, the marrow... Oh, what a joy, joy! This is my dignity, dignity!

Midnight silence, but the kitchen's bright. Mmh! Where is the leftover pork loin? Mmh! Me and my roasted meat, yeah, the meat, the meat, the meat, A proper late-night affair. Hahaha! Hahaha! Half a fridge, half a fridge, ooh, ooh A roast meat bride, mmmh, who finds love in the fat. I'm not hungry anymore, anymore, anymore.

Ooh, ooh. Sleep time? Hahaha, hahaha. Maybe a later, later. Now the fridge is empty, empty. Mmmh, goodnight, sweet goodnight, my dear, dear meat. Just one last crunchy bite... ooh...