
Totally Not About Your Dictator v8
[Jangly, erratic post-Britpop pop, Tempo 145 BPM, The mood is frantic, cluttered, and comically tragic] [Upbeat but slightly manic ukulele strumming] [A persistent, high-pitched tinny bell or glockenspiel melody, suggesting endless, glittering trinkets] [Rhythm section is busy and disorganized with wobbly bass and drum fills that constantly trip over themselves] [The arrangement includes random, quick orchestral stabs from a piccolo and harp glissandos that sound like things sliding] [Features a tempo shift down to 130 BPM for the slightly more melodic Chorus and a drop to 95 BPM (only ukulele and tinny bell) for the Bridge] [End with a final muffled thud and the last chime of the tinny bell]

Totally Not About Your Dictator v8
[Jangly, erratic post-Britpop pop, Tempo 145 BPM, The mood is frantic, cluttered, and comically tragic] [Upbeat but slightly manic ukulele strumming] [A persistent, high-pitched tinny bell or glockenspiel melody, suggesting endless, glittering trinkets] [Rhythm section is busy and disorganized with wobbly bass and drum fills that constantly trip over themselves] [The arrangement includes random, quick orchestral stabs from a piccolo and harp glissandos that sound like things sliding] [Features a tempo shift down to 130 BPM for the slightly more melodic Chorus and a drop to 95 BPM (only ukulele and tinny bell) for the Bridge] [End with a final muffled thud and the last chime of the tinny bell]
Lyrics
Jangly, erratic post-Britpop pop, Tempo 145 BPM] [Upbeat but slightly manic ukulele strumming] [A persistent, high-pitched tinny bell or glockenspiel melody, suggesting endless, glittering trinkets] [The rhythm section is busy and disorganized, with wobbly bass and drum fills that constantly trip over themselves] [The arrangement includes random, quick orchestral stabs from a piccolo and harp glissandos that sound like things sliding] [The overall mood is frantic, cluttered, and comically tragic
(Lyrics)
(Verse 1)
Upbeat, frantic pace
The Golden Hive was empty now, the throne room gathering dust
She’d seen the passing of the line, a victim to their lust
For power, wars, and sudden drops, she was the last to stand
But kept her crown beneath a pile, the safest in the land
For fifty years she’d tucked away, from dust mites and from thieves
Old velvet scraps and porcelain shards and bright, forgotten leaves
Her ballroom was a mountain range, of jewels and broken clocks
The final resting place for all her fifty thousand socks
Quick piccolo stab
(Chorus)
Tempo shifts down to 130 BPM, slightly more melodic, wobbly bass line prominent
She’s buried in her treasure, a sovereign in the sprawl
Past every single paper clip and every rubber ball
She reaches for the light switch, her hand begins to cramp
Lost somewhere ‘twixt a royal wig and a colonial lamp
She checks her wrist for daylight, a glimpse of air to breathe
But all she finds are ribbons that her childhood hands did wreathe
No subject left to call upon, no footman she can hail
Just mountains of the trinkets that have finally made her fail.
(Verse 2)
She thinks about the coronation gown, beneath the tax receipts
The ancient scrolls, the broken dolls, the faded candy sweets
She saved the note that warned her family of their planned demise
It’s right beneath the pile of hats that covered up her eyes
She scratches at the fabric of a hundred-year-old flag
And wonders if her tax laws ever made the people lag
“It’s all in here, my legacy,” she mutters in the gloom
“Every single, dusty thing I rescued from the room!”
Random harp glissando sound effect, like something sliding
(Bridge)
Tempo drops dramatically to 95 BPM, only manic ukulele and the tinny bell
Still searching for the slip of paper, the one she needs to see
The one that says where she should look to find the emergency key
A child’s discarded button, a lover's empty glass
The treasures she collected so the past would never pass
Now all the past she hoarded starts to fall, it starts to shift
No room to breathe, no place to duck, no time to get a gift.
(Outro)
Tempo snaps back up to 145 BPM, chaotic, multiple piccolo stabs and fast bell melody
She sees her life in fragments, a slideshow of her things
The rusted rings, the broken springs, the feathers and the strings
“I should have thrown out one thing!” she whispers to the crush
“Not kept the wrapping paper, not saved the final brush!”
“I should have left the sunlight, not filled each room with dread!”
But the ballroom pile keeps falling, she’s smothered by the dead... things.
Music ends abruptly with a muffled thud and the final chime of the tinny bell.
