I had a blast; it did not last.

I woke that morn, when night had passed,

and found some choc'late in my ear.

I yelled, "Who dare mess up my hair?

"My golden locks of strands so fair

"Have been soiled up while I slept here."

Alas the stuff was yet enough

to clog my ear, on hair, 'twas tough.

He got me, that sly choc'latier.

I got him back while running track.

I planted in each shoe a tack;

he cried many a sorry tear.

He hurt his feet so took a seat,

and, oh, how my revenge was sweet,

but so's the choc'late in my ear.

© 2007 paulmab

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