“From Flop to World Hit”

Verse
Tried some schlager, wrote an indie tune,
Rapped with Auto-Tune — way out of tune.
Rock with guitars, deep and poetic,
My streaming stats? Let’s say… aesthetic.
Mom was a fan, my dog was impressed,
The rest of the world? “Yeah… hard pass.”

Pre-Chorus
But every flop was just rehearsal time,
I practiced — now I’m ready to climb!

Chorus
’Cause now comes the world hit, clear the way!
Bass so heavy even neighbors say, “Okay!”
From zero to legend in three-thirty flat,
Now I’m going viral — imagine that.
For years no hit was in my sight —
Forget all that… THIS one’s dynamite!

Outro
First no one clicked, now no one can hide —
Sorry world… the world hit has arrived.