Your grades no good, JD,

You no get into Harvard like this, but...

JD Vance

Welcome to class,

As Bear take big ruler,

And slap on JD ass, (yes),

Class in session, with,

Mass erection, shit,

Bear will let JD cheat on every test,

Except for H.I.V,

Because do not want to die from dirty pee pee, and

JD, I watch many episode of One hill tree,

So american high school have nothing on me,

I will protect you from bully, played by 43 year old mans,

and then I can give you private lessons after lap dance,

JD Vance!

Pop quiz!

Guess who it is! (BSB!)

Big bear giving dick to his boo, JD!

I'll take you back to school,

You'll be nerd, and I cool,

Before skinny dip in school swimming pool!

(Da da-da-d-d-da-da-bo-pa-daaa!)

(Yee-haaaw!)

I teach you many things about BSB,

So take big dick, or detention, JD!

(Da da-da-d-d-da-da-bo-pa-daaa!)

I will be good teacher

like cheesy 90s flick,

But replace important life lesson,

With Big Bear Dick! (Uh!)

Ring my bell, JD,

And my jungle gym is yours,

Enter spelling bee,

Spell "BSB", while sucking on all fours!

(YES!)

Da-bada-ah-da-ba-do-pa-ba-pa-daaa!

JD, come to papa, (Ah!)

Bear gone primal, (Ah!)

Stroke bear's Macaca! (Ah-ah-ah!)

Enter science lab after one AM's,

Experiment a little, do some asshole scans,

try not to get bans, from entering lab agans,

I hand out gold star to my favorite mans! (ah-aha-ah-ah!)

Surprise test about BSB ass,

Put in one finger, and don't give sass,

I put on mood music, you like experimental Jazz?

As I put pencil and paper and shove it up [*Beep*] (Hahahaha)

I was talking about ass!!!!

JD, only running in hallways,

If you run to me, prepare anal-ee, and prepare for squee,

I think I need to see you after class, for some-

chicka-chicka wow, and arrazmatazz! (Yass!)

Get up to chalkboard and show me one plus one,

and I show magic trick of putting chalk up JD ass, and

POOF, it gone!

Time recess, on my peen-es,

teach JD where spleen is,

shove up hard, but not too much,

Because you still have prom, and such,

I teach you natural history of bear cum cycle,

show you where trash room is for condom recycle (uh),

Big Bear Machine, nice and clean,

I will take peek at homework, like that episode of Mr. Bean!

(You know what mean?)

Pop quiz!

Guess who it is! (BSB!)

Big bear giving dick to his boo, JD!

I'll take you back to school,

You'll be nerd, and I cool,

Before skinny dip in school swimming pool!

(Da da-da-d-d-da-da-bo-pa-daaa!)

(Yee-haaaw!)

I teach you many things about BSB,

So take big dick, or detention, JD!

(Da da-da-d-d-da-da-bo-pa-daaa!)

Yeah, you know who I is!

(BSB! BSB!)

Yeah, you know who will get bear jizz!

(JD! JD!)

Very true, class, now listen to this:

JD Vance,

For great grade, Bear demands, JD Vance, take hands, agans, make ass expands, as bear dangler hangs down JD rectal cave (uh), JD so brave (uh), repeat, rinse, make penis spins like you my special little prince, we have to be stealthy, wipe away fingerprints, big fuck and suck on rooftop, healthy JD, lick slop, like you running delinquent and I suburban mall cop! (UH!)

Come lick my chalk, make you white in face,

I talk about sperms, no talk about race, yes,

I know you white already, you always make that clear,

But if JD want, I can make you brown,

but in toilet,

not here.

(my little queer)

Yes, I can teach you many informations,

Take field trip to remote gas stations,

Full of sweet laugh and rough masturbations,

A true unite between two distant nations!

I give new meaning to headmaster,

bend JD over bench to make cum go faster,

I voldemort and you glasses wearing spellcaster,

Or little choir boy, and I old creepy pastor! (YES!)

Pop quiz!

Guess who it is! (BSB!)

Big bear giving dick to his boo, JD!

I'll take you back to school,

You'll be nerd, and I cool,

Before skinny dip in school swimming pool!

(Da da-da-d-d-da-da-bo-pa-daaa!)

(Yee-haaaw!)

I teach you many things about BSB,

So take big dick, or detention, JD!

(Da da-da-d-d-da-da-bo-pa-daaa!)