I was bored, you were bored too. We couldn't decide what we wanted to do. Could go outside, and sit on the wall, or maybe play virtual football.

We loaded up fifa, played in to the night. But all of a sudden it didn't feel right. The sight of those balls gave us a thrill, and all of a sudden we couldn't sit still.

Oh Fifa, what have you done to me?
Oh Fifa, created a new fantasy.
Oh Fifa, what's about to go down?
Oh Fifa, let's explore brown town.

It started with a wink, a playful smile,
Deep down inside we've thought this for a while,
We're not gay, it's an experiment,
Now get over here, and keep those knees bent.

We're just two dudes, playing with each others balls,
We're just two dudes, tearing down the walls,
We're just two dudes, this is not a sin.
We're just two dudes, let's play next goal wins.

Oh Fifa, what have you done to me?
Oh Fifa, created a new fantasy.
Oh Fifa, what's about to go down?
Oh Fifa, let's explore brown town.

Well now that's over with, I can surely say, there ain't a chance I'll ever go gay, that shit hurt, I'm scarred for life, maybe I shouldn't tell my future wife.

Oh Fifa, what have you done to me?
Oh Fifa, destroyed a fantasy.
Oh Fifa, why did that go down?
Oh Fifa, never explore brown town.