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**[Verse]**

Crazy country boy lookin' to meet *WHEEEEEEEoooP!*

Had one thing to say *SLAM!*

"Ooo big booty cheek" *WHAPOW!*

Was looking low 'n high *PEW PEW!*

Did I hear him right? *RECORD SCRATCH!*

He walked away, dropped the mic *BOOM BOOM BOOM!*

Never gonna a

Never gonna a

Make him stay *WHOOMP WHOOMP!*

I'm already stuck in his head *BWAAAAAHHHH!*

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**[Pre-Chorus]**

*BANG!* Never gone, I don't mind *KA-CHING!*

That's what he... that's what he like *WUB WUB WUB!*

Man of the year worldwide *AIRHORN BLAST!*

May heaven help the other guys *DUN DUN DUNNN!*

Two becoming just one *WHEEEEoooOOOOO!*

That's what it is, what it was *CLANG!*

Man of the year worldwide *ECHO: Wide! Wide!*

May heaven help the other guys *WHOOOOOSH!*

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**[Chorus]**

*EY-YO!* While the whole damn world tries overtime *CRASH!*

Tell 'em try to match his vibe *DING!*

Doesn't cost much in my one track *WHOOP WHOOP!*

Gonna keep replaying that *BOING BOING!*

Just trying to get on his level *ZAP!*

In our one devil heavy metal *RRRRRROAR!*

Even when the day squared a *WHOOSH!*

*EY-O!* I'm back stuck in his head *SCREAM!*

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**[Post-Chorus]**

*BOOM BOOM BOOM!* Never gone, I don't mind *POW POW!*

That's what he... that's what he like *WOOOP!*

Man of the year worldwide *BWAAAAH!*

May heaven help the other guys *DUN DUN!*

Two becoming just one *BZZZZZT!*

That's what it is, what it was *ECHO: Was! Was!*

Man of the year worldwide *AIRHORN BLAST!*

May heaven help the other guys *WHOOSH!*

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**[Interlude/Bridge]**

*SPACESHIP ZOOM!*

[Verse 31] *BOOM! ZING! CRASH!*

While the whole damn world tries overtime *KA-BOOM!*

Tell 'em try to match his vibe *VROOOM!*

Doesn't cost much in my one track *WHOOSH!*

Gonna keep replaying that *POW POW!*

Just trying to get on his level *RRRRR!*

In our one devil heavy metal *SCREEEEECH!*

Even when the day squared a *WHOOSH!*

*EY-YO!* I'm back stuck in his head *(ECHO): His head, his head!*

Where did we go? *RECORD SCRATCH!*

Winding, where did we go? *FADE OUT WITH LOW WUBS…*

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Let me know if it needs more chaos, or if we should throw in some lasers for good measure! 😜