(Intro)

(Verse 1)

My brother in arms, my companion, my friend.

Never thought his simple life would come to such an end.

Then a vision emerged, from shadows of the past.

A force of pure nature, built to truly last.

He's lost in her orbit, a look upon his face.

Like a deer in the headlights, caught in time and space.

(Pre-Chorus)

The whispers began, a hushed, knowing sound.

A cougar, they murmured, as she stalked around.

They spoke of her prowess, her predatory style.

But my mind envisioned something grander, after a while...

(Chorus)

Oh, they call her a cougar, a prowlin' kind of dame!

But I've got a new name for her, whisper it in shame!

'Cause when I look real close, and I ain't one to judge!

She ain't just a cougar, she's a Fuckasaurus!

Yeah! A Fuckasaurus! Roamin' free!

(Verse 2)

She speaks of an era, a time long, long gone by.

My buddy just nods, with a glaze in his eye.

He's buying her dinners, expensive and grand.

While I'm just observing, with my head in my hand.

She's got a knowing glance, a laugh that fills the air.

A wisdom earned through ages, beyond all compare.

(Pre-Chorus)

The murmurs persist, a truth they can't deny.

A cougar, they whisper, as the moments fly.

They speak of her conquests, her powerful embrace.

But my soul screams a name, from a primordial place!

(Chorus)

Oh, they call her a cougar, a prowlin' kind of dame!

But I've got a new name for her, whisper it in shame!

'Cause when I look real close, and I ain't one to judge!

She ain't just a cougar, she's a Fuckasaurus!

Yeah! A Fuckasaurus! It's his destiny!

(Guitar Solo)

(Bridge)

She's a force of nature, a legend in her prime.

Stealing my buddy's heart, one moment at a time.

If he's found his true love, then who am I to frown?

Just hope he remembers to call his mama in town!

(Chorus)

Oh, they call her a cougar, a prowlin' kind of dame!

But I've got a new name for her, shout it in exclamation!

'Cause when I look real close, and I ain't one to judge!

She ain't just a cougar, she's a Fuckasaurus!

Yeah! A Fuckasaurus! Wild and free!

(Outro)

A Fuckasaurus... an ancient, powerful charm!

My buddy's got himself a prehistoric honey, a Fuckasaurus on his arm!