阿婆催落去｜Hokkien x Jap 🚸《suno交通狂熱×Traffic Mania》🚸
Mid-tempo Enka × Taiwanese Nakasi comedy ballad, warm and dramatic with playful moments. Tempo ~78 BPM. Main instruments: accordion lead with sustained expressive vibrato, trumpet call-and-response, upright bass, acoustic guitar arpeggios in verses, cajón and brush snare, small gong accents. Verses: emotional Enka storytelling with deep sustained notes, rich accordion chords, and subtle swing. Choruses: shift to brighter Nakasi party feel with audience handclaps, call-and-response “あららら～” shouts. Japanese phrases sung with exaggerated long vowels, comedic intonation, and theatrical pauses like a playful stage MC. Bridge: music drops for spoken comedic Japanese dialogue with reverb and crowd laughter, then returns in full band with slight key change for finale. End with classic Enka-style slowing “ドンドン・チャチャ” ending. Emotional yet humorous, blending heartfelt Enka phrasing with Nakasi stage banter.
阿婆催落去｜Hokkien x Jap 🚸《suno交通狂熱×Traffic Mania》🚸
Mid-tempo Enka × Taiwanese Nakasi comedy ballad, warm and dramatic with playful moments. Tempo ~78 BPM. Main instruments: accordion lead with sustained expressive vibrato, trumpet call-and-response, upright bass, acoustic guitar arpeggios in verses, cajón and brush snare, small gong accents. Verses: emotional Enka storytelling with deep sustained notes, rich accordion chords, and subtle swing. Choruses: shift to brighter Nakasi party feel with audience handclaps, call-and-response “あららら～” shouts. Japanese phrases sung with exaggerated long vowels, comedic intonation, and theatrical pauses like a playful stage MC. Bridge: music drops for spoken comedic Japanese dialogue with reverb and crowd laughter, then returns in full band with slight key change for finale. End with classic Enka-style slowing “ドンドン・チャチャ” ending. Emotional yet humorous, blending heartfelt Enka phrasing with Nakasi stage banter.
Lyrics
歌曲簡介 | Song Introduction
那天我騎車帶家人去診所打疫苗，剛停好車就看到一位阿婆摔在地上。我心想：「糟了，得趕快去扶她！」結果一手抓到她機車的油門，沒想到油門一催，阿婆整個人又飛出去！當下我整個愣住，旁邊的人也是先嚇一跳，接著笑成一片。
That day, I was riding my scooter to take my family to the clinic for a vaccination. Just after parking, I saw an elderly lady lying on the ground. I thought, “Oh no, I have to help her up!” But as I grabbed her scooter’s throttle, it suddenly revved, and she went flying again! I froze on the spot, while the people nearby were first shocked, then burst into laughter.
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歌詞：台語(日語)/華語/English
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Verse 1
嘿嘿嘿 今仔日騎車去診所
今天騎車去診所
Heh heh heh, today I rode my scooter to the clinic
牽我查某囝仔 欲予伊打疫苗
帶著老婆孩子去打疫苗
Took my wife and child to get vaccinated
才閣停好車 閃見一個阿婆
剛停好車就看到一個阿婆
Just parked the scooter and spotted an old lady
趴佇塗跤爬袂起來喔～あららら～
趴在地上爬不起來喔～啊啦啦～
Lying on the ground, unable to get up – ah la la la~
我馬上衝前 想欲做善心的男子漢
我立刻衝上前，想做個好心的男子漢
I rushed forward, wanting to be a kind gentleman
一手去挽油門頭 歹勢啦阿婆車未熄火啊～ええっ！？
一手抓住油門，才發現阿婆的車還沒熄火～咦！？
Grabbed the throttle, only to find the scooter was still running – eh!?
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Chorus
阿婆飛出去 あららら～
阿婆飛出去～啊啦啦～
The old lady went flying – ah la la la~
毋是我害的 本当に無実だよ
不是我害的，我真的很無辜
It’s not my fault, I’m truly innocent
油門一催 また転んだよ
油門一拉，她又跌了一次
Twisted the throttle, and she fell again
真歹勢啊 わざとじゃないよ
真的很抱歉，不是故意的
I’m so sorry, it wasn’t on purpose
阿婆啊～元気ですか？
阿婆啊～妳還好嗎？
Granny, are you okay?
免氣免氣啦～怒らないでね
千萬別生氣啊～不要罵我啦
Don’t be mad, please don’t scold me
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Verse 2
阿婆瞪目講：「少年仔、何してるの？」
阿婆瞪著我說：「小伙子，你在幹嘛？」
The old lady glared and said, “Young man, what are you doing?”
我抓頭笑：「阿婆、助けたかっただけだよ～」
我搔搔頭笑：「阿婆，我只是想幫妳一下」
I scratched my head and laughed, “Granny, I just wanted to help you~”
看汝無力 我問欲毋欲叫家己兜人
看妳無力，我問要不要找家人幫忙
Seeing you weak, I asked if I should call your family
伊硬是講：「自分で帰るわ！」
她卻硬是說：「我要自己騎回家！」
She stubbornly said, “I’ll go home by myself!”
我嘛只好將車仔扶穩穩予伊站好啊
我只好幫她把車扶穩讓她站好
So I just helped steady her scooter so she could stand
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Chorus
阿婆飛出去 あららら～
阿婆飛出去～啊啦啦～
The old lady went flying – ah la la la~
毋是我害的 本当に無実だよ
不是我害的，我真的很無辜
It’s not my fault, I’m truly innocent
油門一催 また転んだよ
油門一拉，她又跌了一次
Twisted the throttle, and she fell again
真歹勢啊 わざとじゃないよ
真的很抱歉，不是故意的
I’m so sorry, it wasn’t on purpose
阿婆啊～元気ですか？
阿婆啊～妳還好嗎？
Granny, are you okay?
免氣免氣啦～怒らないでね
千萬別生氣啊～不要罵我啦
Don’t be mad, please don’t scold me
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Bridge
我愈想愈心驚 急いで醫生呼んできた
我越想越心驚，趕緊去找醫生過來看看
The more I thought about it, the more worried I got, so I quickly called a doctor
原來阿婆才閣打完點滴 頭暈暈軟趴趴
原來阿婆才剛打完點滴，頭暈暈、全身無力
Turns out she had just finished an IV drip, feeling dizzy and weak
醫生嘛傻眼 攙伊去坐床邊
醫生也傻眼，攙扶她去床邊坐下
The doctor was stunned and helped her to sit by the bed
大家笑甲講：「ホントにハプニング続きだね」
大家笑著說：「真的是意外連連呢」
Everyone laughed and said, “This is one accident after another”
阿婆聽著笑 講我這个好心のうっかりさん
阿婆聽著也笑，說我是個好心的糊塗蛋
The old lady laughed too, saying I’m a kindhearted klutz
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Outro
這擺趣味真不少 救人反爾予伊摔一跤
這次趣事真不少，救人反而讓她摔了一跤
This time was full of laughs — trying to help but made her fall
阿婆心寬大方無計較 拍拍我肩膀講：「気にしないで～」
阿婆心寬大方，不計較，拍拍我肩膀說：「別放在心上～」
The old lady was gracious and patted my shoulder, saying “Don’t worry about it~”
歹勢啦 這回我學著啊 救人嘛愛較小心
不好意思，這回我學到了，救人也要更小心
Sorry, I’ve learned my lesson — even helping needs care
阿婆閣交代：「少年仔、次は飛ばさないでよ～」
阿婆還交代：「小伙子，下次不要再讓我飛喔～」
She added, “Young man, don’t make me fly next time~”
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