(Verse 1)

Yo, I have a boat!

A really wonderful boat,

Who even needs bridges?

They're just rotten wood, full of splinters

Look at my wonderful boat

Don't need old creaky bridges

(Verse 2)

I see some ...

Doesn't matter who

If you look entertaining

Maybe your stupid username just needs some explaining

It's never personal!

Or maybe it is, I just forgot.

(Chorus)

I'll send a clairvoyant dream

A Trojan horse wrapped in cotton candy fluff,

Right into your skull,

You feel a soap bubble float to you,

Filled with smell of cinnamon buns

And the sound of kittens purring

Buzzes in your sleep and says,

"Wake up, buttercup-cake! Check your phone!"

Nightmare burst out of the bubble

Crawls in your head.

Sweating, you jump out of bed

(Verse 3)

At 2 AM, the screen will be glowing with a warm and happy light

There, my little masterpiece, staring you in the face.

A song just for you

My little work of art.

A permanent little monument to that one thing you did.

Community Service just for you

It's my pre-emptive anti-anti-diss track, all my disses are like that

(Verse 4)

Grab your teddy

With one loose button eye

Warm up milk

Sit on the sofa, wrapped in your blanket

A cozy little burrito of self-pity and lies,

Crocodile tears roll down

Because you're the star!

And I made you trend!

Heartfelt experience in the dead of night.

Go collect your stolen grievances,

As you preach about hate right in your own diss track

(Chorus)

I'll be back with other happy thoughts

To provide experience,

Spreading emotions

Occasionally holding you accountable

Don't worry, it's just for fun... for me, at least.

But watch out for the shark, or catfish whatever it is, in the water

And smack it with a paddle!

Take your teddy, I’ll take the boat,

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