What's up with English trending?
This anti-folk metal turntablism fusion launches with intricate bouzouki and electric bass picking over syncopated brushed drums, then layers in distorted acoustic strums, lo-fi textures, metallic riffs, and warped ‘80s analog synths cut via turntables. Doo-wop group vocals land with abrupt edits, bringing ritualistic force, as illbient verses fracture rhythms with vinyl scratching and chiptune flare. Choruses bombard with dense country-metal: steel guitars, double kick drums, mandolin, and throbbing organ melded. Bridges break into shifting time signatures, breakbeats, warped electronics, atonality, and soaring bowed strings. The outro collides distorted folk motifs, fuzz guitars, turntable skills, and layered hip hop beats for a sudden, cathartic Suno-inspired finish.
What's up with English trending?
This anti-folk metal turntablism fusion launches with intricate bouzouki and electric bass picking over syncopated brushed drums, then layers in distorted acoustic strums, lo-fi textures, metallic riffs, and warped ‘80s analog synths cut via turntables. Doo-wop group vocals land with abrupt edits, bringing ritualistic force, as illbient verses fracture rhythms with vinyl scratching and chiptune flare. Choruses bombard with dense country-metal: steel guitars, double kick drums, mandolin, and throbbing organ melded. Bridges break into shifting time signatures, breakbeats, warped electronics, atonality, and soaring bowed strings. The outro collides distorted folk motifs, fuzz guitars, turntable skills, and layered hip hop beats for a sudden, cathartic Suno-inspired finish.
Lyrics
Instrumental Intro
"What's up with English trending?"
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Intro
Let's go to Hooters
Because I don't know why
It's kind of random
And let's have some really bad
Unseasoned wings
Verse 1
I'll buy a two dollar tee shirt
That says "Wing Stop"
And I'm gonna put on a British accent
Because I don't know
What's up with Sue Know trending?
Chorus
Why is everyone on TikTok
Using an American accent?
What's up with English trending?
Hook
Ayy
Chorus
What's up with English trendin'? (Trendin')
(Yeah, yeah)
(Oh)
(Yeah)
And when did Canada get the memo? (Memo)
(Memo)
Yeah
I don't think I'm about to get the memo (Memo)
Yeah
Don't even get me started on México City (de Mexico)
(Ayy)
(Ayy)
Verse 2
I had to do it in a language I could do it in (Si)
(Haha)
And if you ain't talkin' that language
Don't get comfortable
(Don't get comfortable)
(Yeah)
I really tried my best to make it audible (Yeah)
(Make it audible)
(Yeah)
(Si)
'Cause if I start usin' that jargon
It'll sound so slow (Slow)
(Slow)
So slow (Slow)
I told the people who were makin' all the decisions (All the decisions)
(All the decisions)
The people with the best opinions (Best opinions)
(Best opinions)
The people with the best predictions (Best predictions)
(Best predictions)
That it's a bad idea
But they never listen
Pre-Chorus
What's up with English trendin'? (Trendin')
(Trendin')
And when did the States get the memo? (Memo)
(Memo)
Yeah
I don't think I'm about to get the memo (Memo)
Yeah
Don't even get me started on Tijuana (de México)
(Mexico)
Chorus
Why is everyone on Atkins
Using a Perfect Strangers' accent?
What's up with English trending?
Verse 3
There once was a bot, quick and spry,
Asked, “Help me make music!”—oh my!
But instead of a song,
The bot sang along:
"Describe instructions? Why even try?"
Bridge
Ayy
Ayy (trending?)
Ayy
Ayy (oi, oi)
Ayy
Ayy (ooh-wa)
Ayy
Ayy (oi)
Ayy
Ayy (English trending?)
Ayy
Ayy (oi)
Ayy
Ayy (ooh-wa, ooh-wa)
Ayy
Ayy (oi, oi)
Ayy
Ayy (with English trending?)
Ayy
Ayy (oi)
Ayy
Ayy (ooh-wa)
Ayy
Ayy (oi)
Ayy
Ayy (up with English trending?)
Ayy
Ayy (oi, oi)
Ayy
Ayy (ooh-wa, ooh-wa)
Ayy
Ayy (oi)
Ayy
Ayy (what's up with English trending?)
Ayy
Ayy (oi)
Ayy
Ayy (ooh-wa)
Ayy
Ayy (oi, oi)
Ayy
Ayy (what's up with English?)
Ayy
Ayy (oi)
Ayy
Ayy (ooh-wa, ooh-wa)
Ayy
Ayy (oi)
Ayy
Ayy (what's up with?)
Ayy
Ayy (oi, oi)
Ayy
Ayy (ooh-wa)
Ayy
Ayy (oi)
Ayy
Ayy (what's up?)
Ayy
Ayy (oi)
Ayy (ooh-wa, ooh-wa)
Ayy (oi, oi)
Instrumental Bridge
"What's up with English trending?"
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Verse 4
Let's go find a Blockbuster
Because I don't know why
It's kind of random
Let's have some really bad 90s
Tapes to rewind
Pre-Chorus
I'll buy a fifty dollar tee shirt
That says I'm with stupid
And I'm gonna put on a Australian accent
Because "Crocodile Dundee" on V-H-S
What's up with English trending?
Outro
Why is everyone on Myspace
Using a southern accent?
What's up with them Bot Farms?
Instrumental Ending
"What's up with English trending?"
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