[Intro – shouted, crowd claps on 2 & 4]

HEY! HEY! LET’S GO!

[Verse 1 – quick half-sung/half-shouted]

I walked into the party, phone on airplane mode,
Sweatin’ through my hoodie like I’m stuck in overload.
Saw you in the corner with a pizza box throne,
You yelled “Pepperoni for the king!” – now I’m not alone!
Tried to play it cool, but I tripped on the rug,
Face-planted in dip – you just handed me a nug.
We laughed ‘til we cried, now we’re besties for life,
Turns out makin’ friends is just survivin’ the night!

[Pre-Chorus – building, gang vocals creep in]

I used to think the world was cold,
But you proved me wrong with garlic rolls!
[Chorus – HUGE, arms-around-shoulders singalong]
WOAH-OH! We’re the new crew, who dis?
WOAH-OH! High-five strangers, seal it with a fist!
It’s awkward, it’s messy, it’s scary, it’s true,
But makin’ new friends is the best thing we do!
HEY! HEY! Jump in the pit with me!
We’ll scream ‘til we’re hoarse and our hearts feel free!

[Verse 2 – faster, tongue-in-cheek]

Remember that group chat? I typed “haha” wrong,
Sent “HAHAH” in all caps – thought I’d never belong.
You replied with a meme of a cat in a suit,
Said “Welcome to chaos, here’s your official recruit!”
We bombed at karaoke, cracked the mic in half,
Security chased us – best sprint of my life, no cap!
From zero to ride-or-die in a single dumb night,
Turns out friendship’s just trauma with better highlights!

[Pre-Chorus – gang vocals full blast]

I used to ghost my own reflection,
Now I’ve got a squad for every dumb confession!

[Chorus – even bigger, add “whoa-oh-oh” harmonies]

WOAH-OH! We’re the new crew, who dis?
WOAH-OH! High-five strangers, seal it with a fist!
It’s awkward, it’s messy, it’s scary, it’s true,
But makin’ new friends is the best thing we do!
HEY! HEY! Jump in the pit with me!
We’ll scream ‘til we’re hoarse and our hearts feel free!

[Bridge – breakdown, chuggy guitars, spoken over]

Yo, to the kid in the back who’s scared to say hi,
Your future best friend’s probably burnin’ a pie!
Take the leap, spill the drink, wear the stain with pride,
‘Cause every epic story starts with “I almost died!”

[Build – clean guitar, then full band slams in]

One, two, three, LET’S GO!

[Final Chorus – double-time, crowd surfs]

WOAH-OH! We’re the new crew, who dis?
WOAH-OH! From strangers to family – plot twist!
It’s hard, it’s worth it, it’s scary, it’s true,
But makin’ new friends is the best thing we do!
HEY! HEY! Circle pit with me!
We’ll laugh ‘til we’re old and our knees don’t agree!

[Outro – slow clap, fade with gang vocals]

New crew… who dis?
(New crew… who dis?)
Best decision I ever made was sayin’ “Hey, what’s this?”
(Hey! Hey!)