(Lyrics)

(Distorted, angry guitar riff kicks in)

(Verse 1)

Another day, another drooling dog in the hall

You're either a predator in a polo shirt or a dweeb about to bawl

You think a whistle and a stare is a compliment you send?

It's the mating call of a species that's reached a dead end

From the teachers with their wandering eyes to the jocks who think they're kings

You're all just a checklist of pathetic, predictable things

(Chorus)

It's testosterone poisoning, a sickness in your head

Makes you think with your dick until your brain is dead

You're all the same disease, a walking fucking sleaze

So get the hell away from me, you're not the one I aim to please

(Verse 2)

My first lesson about men came from a note and a gun

A coward's final words are always blaming someone

You talk about your feelings, you think you're so damn deep

While I'm just trying to find a way to get some fucking sleep

You want a girl to fix you, to be your manic dream

I'd rather watch you fall apart and fucking scream

(Chorus)

It's testosterone poisoning, a sickness in your head

Makes you think with your dick until your brain is dead

You're all the same disease, a walking fucking sleaze

So get the hell away from me, you're not the one I aim to please

(Bridge)

This world's a boys' club, a sick and twisted game

You're either the victim or you learn to play the same

So I learned to be a monster, I learned to be a bitch

It's the only way to survive in this patriarchal ditch

(Guitar solo - messy and loud)

(Outro)

So take your empty compliments

And shove them 'til you choke

You're not a threat

You're just a joke.