Excuse me.

*ahem*

For my recital, I have chosen

"Pondered To Death"

By. H. R. Graves

*ahem*

A centipede made out of bone,

In a meadow was strolling alone.

It pondered its breath,

And pondered to death,

Till the daisies grew into its throne.

*feedback noise*

Every thought is a second closer

To your tomb, six feet under

Will you waste a few more breaths

Wondering what comes with Death

Pondering with

Thoughts ringing

The mind reverberates

Inside the skull

Just like a bell

It shakes and

Shakes and

Shakes

Every thought is a second closer

To your tomb, six feet under

Will you waste a few more breaths

Wondering what comes with Death

Will you wonder?

Won't you, huh?

Asking why

Won't make

You dumb

Learning stuff

Is lots of fun

In fact...

Thinking is free!

"I know, I know. Can you believe we haven't figured out how to charge us for it yet?"

(Right?)

Ha! Where's The Teflon Tusk when you ACTUALLY need him, huh?

(Right!)

Every thought is a second closer

To your tomb, six feet under

Will you waste a few more breaths

Wondering what comes with Death

Will you wonder?

Won't you, huh?

What comes before

Or after the sun?

Can't we all just

Get along?

I mean we

Only get

(The one go around!)

Every thought is a second closer

To your tomb, six feet under

Will you waste a few more breaths

Wondering what comes with Death

Pondering with

Thoughts ringing

The mind reverberates

Inside the skull

Just like a bell

It shakes and

Shakes and

Shakes

Every thought is a second closer

To your tomb, six feet under

Will you waste a few more breaths

Wondering what comes with Death

Hey!

"Yeah?"

I bet it's heaven...

"What?"

Where you were born, silly.

Because you're an angel!

*crowd groans*

Will you wonder?

Won't you, huh?

What comes before

Or after the sun?

Can't we all just

Get along?

I mean we

Only get

(The one go around!)

Every thought is a second closer

To your tomb, six feet under

Will you waste a few more breaths

Wondering what comes with Death

*feedback noise*

*ahem*

Thank you.

Uh- Very much!

*crowd uproar*