6 A.M., way too damn early

He’s in my inbox, talking shit

Says I’m fake

Says I’m a sellout

I don’t respond,

But he won’t quit

Up the stairs, I grab my coffee

Check my phone—he’s at it still

Got five new posts, all full of nonsense

Man, I swear this dude ain't chill

And he types…

Now that I ignored him once,

He’s coming back with twice the spite

And calling me a—

He’s a dick and I’m blocking swiftly

Out of patience and losing my mind

He’s a dick and I’m blocking swiftly

They tag my name at 7:30

He’s still ranting in his feed

So I go down, grab a donut

Guess I’ll let him waste his speed

Can’t he see?

That it’s not me he’s fighting for?

Now he’s looking more obsessed

Than he ever has before

He’s a dick and I’m blocking swiftly

Out of patience and losing my mind

He’s a dick and I’m blocking swiftly

As weeks went by, it showed

That he just won’t let this go

They told me, “Me-uh, don’t engage, he’s weird”

But I broke down, and I clowned back

Now he’s losing all control

Scrolling back through all his rants now

For the moment, he is quiet

Yeah, he’s quiet… but not for long

I just know it

He’s a dick and I’m blocking swiftly

Out of patience and losing my mind

He’s a dick and I’m blocking swiftly