Met her playin’ Pong, thohng off, game strong,

Gave her Snake like Solid, slithur all night long,

Donkey Kong bawlz, she beat ‘em like a drum,

Pac-Man munchin’ sak till her lips go numb,

Popped her Kirby, pink puff on my stick,

Her Portal wide ohpen, slid my Chell in quick,

Master Chief shot lohd like a needlur blast,

Now her Halo glows white with my kŭm on that azz,

Tomb Raider lips on my joystick tip,

She gave me that Donkey Punch, Mega load I drip,

Pulld her Lara Croft top, aimed for her chest,

Little Mac punch deep till her walls compress,

Her Princess Peach sweet, Splatooned on her face,

Her Yoshi's Island drenched, left no empty space,

Metal Gear grip, stealth slide in her mines,

Now her Silent Hill skreems every time I grind,

Bowser bawlz drag, Smash Bros till dawn,

Luigi’s Mansion haunted with my lohd she drawn,

Tekken her throat with my blade so clean,

Now her Final Fantasy? Kŭm coated scene,

Zelda’s breath wild, my Link storms her shrine,

Dark Soul’d her hole, lit her bonfire spine,

She beggd for my Dragon Quest, rawr in her cave,

Left her Red Dead inside, slayur so brave,

Samus Aran armor peeled off with my heat,

Her Metroid Prime leakin’, drippin’ on the sheet,

Wario size lohd, Wii Fit too tight,

Now her Animal Crossing stretched out all night,

Hitman aim true, kŭmshot precise,

Her Fortnite wide spred, Battle Royale twice,

She gave me that Tetris, fit every piece,

Now her Minecraft cave dug deep with my grease,

Street Fight her lips, Chun-Li on her knees,

Tifa Lockhart hard, Cloud burst with ease,

Skyrim shout loud, Fus Ro Dah her frame,

Now her Witcher Wild Hunt beggin’ my name,

Sonic speed slide, Tails deep in her stash,

Her Chaos Emeralds cracked from my Knuckle smash,

Bayonetta wetta’, Sea of Thieves tide,

Bloodborne vaynz pop while she ridin’ my pride,

Cuphead drips milk, Starfox blast wide,

Now her Banjo Kazooie notes glide inside,

DOOM pump action till Portal lips gape,

Half-Life face covered, radioaktiv drape,

Overwatch her fall, Widowmaker no shield,

Apex throat Legends my Titanfall field,

God of War dik, Kratos rage she crave,

Tomb Raider chest, all my loot she save,

Assassin’s Creed stroke, stealth move in her lane,

Portal Gun blast, payload leaves a stain,

Final Boss throat, couldn’t handle my code,

Gears of War jammed, paylohd overload,

Mortal Kombat fatality’d face,

Sub-Zero snohball’d with grace,

She beggd more Fortnite, Battle Royale done,

One lohd Game Over, Halo just won.