[Intro]
"Thank you for calling the Fruit Emergency Line…
Press 1 if you’re a banana in denial.
Press 2 if you think you're a mango."
*Presses 2*

[Verse 1]
I woke up in a fruit bowl… again.
Sticky. Confused. Ripe for disaster.
She said,
“Sir, this is the melon department.”
I said,
“But... I *feel* tropical.”
She paused.
“Sir... are you... mango?”

[Pre-Chorus]
芒果的心，不會說謊～
但芒果也沒駕照…是不是忘了？
她咬了一口，就說你太甜
可我的身份…正在溶解……

[Chorus]
Call me Mango! 🍋
Even if I’m not! 🍍
I wear a yellow suit in this heat a lot 🌞
I’m juicy! I’m nervous! I’m in denial!
I might be a peach,
But I lie tropical style! 🧃

[Verse 2]
“We traced your flavor profile.
You’re... 60% guilt,
20% overripe flirt,
and 20%... canned lychee.”
*I screamed into my smoothie.*

[Bridge]
🥭 「我是芒果！我不是蘋果派！」
🥝 「你不是芒果，你是……奇異果的幻覺！」
🍌「其實你是香蕉，但你一直不想承認！」
🥥「冷靜點，他們都在看你……」
📞（客服再度插話）：
“Sir, please stop yelling at the papayas.”

[Final Chorus]
Call me Mango!
I need a name!
I’m sweating syrup, I’m losing the game!
If being a fruit means not knowing the truth…
Then slice me in half —
And juice me, babe. 💔💦

[Outro]
“In the end… maybe I was just… a spoonful of jam.
But in the sun...
I was Mango for one beautiful, delusional afternoon.”

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