The Fentanyl Flop
Dark comedy + twisted club banger + TikTok-ready absurdity
The Fentanyl Flop
Dark comedy + twisted club banger + TikTok-ready absurdity
Lyrics
Intro – Whispered like a creepy nurse
They said don’t take candy from strangers...
But what if the stranger’s your doctor?
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Verse 1 – Bouncy & deranged
Pop a Tic Tac, oops it was chalk,
Hit the ground fast, it’s the fentanyl flop.
Got no pulse but I still don’t stop,
I’m the life of the wake at the 3 a.m. drop.
Spin like a ghost in designer jeans,
Grind like my soul stuck in vending machines,
Whispers say “boo!” but I say “bless,”
Drop to the floor like I failed a drug test.
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Chorus – Group chant, dance-instruction style
Do the flop! (Flop!)
Hit the floor, then twitch and pop!
One hand limp, one leg lock,
Smile wide for your TikTok!
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Verse 2 – Satirical absurdity
Snorted fairy dust straight from a church bell,
Woke up dancing in a Walgreens stairwell.
Said “Is it Heaven?” they said “nah, CVS,”
I asked for Narcan, they offered me Crest.
Grandma in the back yellin’ “Go off queen!”
Paramedics join in on the fog machine.
Funeral’s lit, DJ bring that drop—
They toss the casket, do the fentanyl flop.
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Bridge – Spoken word breakdown
This ain’t a PSA…
It’s a P-A-R-T-why-the-hell-not?
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Final Chorus – Layered with glitches & laughter
Do the flop! (Flop!)
Hit the floor, then twitch and pop!
One hand limp, one leg lock,
Smile wide for your TikTok!
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Outro – echoing, slowed down
Flop... flop... flop...
The beat don’t stop just ‘cause your heart did, baby.