We are antisocial

(and we like it)

Don’t say “hi” to me

I’ll just stare at my shoes

Got invited to a party

So I came down with the flu

Got three missed calls

From my so-called mates

I text “busy busy busy”

While I’m eating cold flakes

We are antisocial

(and we like it, like it)

Hate your small talk

But we’ll fake it

Fake it

We are antisocial

(and we like it, like it)

Don’t say “join us”

We’ll decline it

Sign it

We are antisocial

(and we like it)

Friday night’s alright

For staying in bed

Got my best torn jeans on

Just to scroll instead

You shout “come to the pub!”

Like you’re doing me favors

I say “yeah yeah

Later”

Block your number for ages

We are antisocial

(and we like it, like it)

You call it “boring”

We call it “private”

We are antisocial

(and we like it, like it)

Awkward

Coward

Proud

We’ll deny it

Try it

We are antisocial

(and we like it)

I don’t wanna hug

I don’t wanna chat

I don’t wanna like

Your picture of a cat

I don’t wanna share

I don’t wanna click

I don’t wanna

Don’t wanna

(yeah that’s our trick)

We are antisocial

(and we like it, like it)

Hate your group chat

But we’ll spy it

Spy it

We are antisocial

(and we like it, like it)

Lonely

Moody

Proud

Can’t deny it

Fight it

We are antisocial

(and we like it)

We are antisocial

(and we like it, like it)

Fade out the invite

We decline it