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Intro (talat):

“In the beginning…

God created Adam… and then… another Adam?

But where did Eva go?!”

Vers 1:

Adam Right, perfect and bold

Adam Left, fumbling, uncontrolled

Cigg and coffee? Everything falls

Left: “Wait… which hand do I use at all?”

Breakdown / Fight Loop:

LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT!

Slaps, punches, chaos — fight! fight!

RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT!

Adam 2 trips over, Adam 1 just laughs — fight! fight!

LEFT! LEFT! RIGHT! RIGHT!

Where is Eva? Who knows…

RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT!

Loop of creation, chaos, left and right collide!

Bridge / Call & Response:

Right Adam: “I was first, I lead!”

Left Adam: “I exist too, I fight!”

Right Adam: “No, you’re wrong!”

Left Adam: “But I’m here!”

God: *silence*

Eva: *MIA*

Final Loop / Outro:

LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT!

Creation remix — fight! fight!

LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT!

Chaos in Eden — who wins? Not us!

RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT!

Himmel och jord kolliderar — fight! fight!

LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT!

Adam & Adam forever, Eva gone missing