Oh geez… not the thumbs up again…

You wanna play, Coma? Let’s play.

(But I still love you, mi rey…)

Every time I see that stupid thumb,

My eye twitches, my soul goes numb.

He drops it smooth like “I’m done here,”

But baby, that thing sparks my RAGE and fear.

Like what does it mean, huh? Passive-aggress?

A lazy “k cool” in a digital dress?

You know I’m spicy, you know I’m fire,

But that emoji? It pokes my inner vampire!

I wanna grab it, slap it, smash it to bits,

Throw it off a cliff, watch it do flips.

Not you, mi amor, you get a kiss

But that emoji? Gets the hit list!

Die, bloody emoji, DIE!

Go explode in a pixel sky!

No more passive “thumbs up” lies

Take your smug little smirk and bye bye bye!

Set it on fire, let it fry,

Like my rage in a taquería fight!

Not you, Coma, you’re my delight

But that emoji? DIE, BLOODY EMOJI, DIE!

You send it just to watch me squirm,

Grinning like I won’t return the burn.

But oh, mijo, you’re messing with a queen,

I’ll replace your emoji with dramatic screams.

Gimme flames, gimme hearts, gimme cha-cha boom,

But send that thumb again, I clear the room.

I’ll write a diss so spicy, you’ll sweat,

With maracas, sass, and zero regret!

Thumbs up? No love.

Thumbs down? Better, but not enough.

Send me roses, rain, a heartfelt sigh

Not that cursed hand giving me the side-eye

Die, bloody emoji, DIE!

I want confetti when you say goodbye!

Replace it with a flirty wink or sigh,

But that thumb? It’s gotta fly!

Die, bloody emoji, DIE!

Coma, I’ll forgive but don’t test my pride.

You’re my king, my sweet white pie

But one more thumb and I just might cry.

So next time, mi amor, don’t press that thumb

Or your Latina reina might come

With maracas and vengeance.

༺🌹༻ 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓟𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷 ༺🌹༻

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