By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe © 2026 Mark Damon Bitkower. Lyrics & written content are original and owned by the author. All rights reserved. No reproduction, redistribution, or use without prior written permission. 🐰🌙𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐𝕽𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖎𝖙 𝕾𝖑𝖎𝖒𝖘🌙🐰

Yeah, I can give relationship advice.

I’m no expert.

Unless you count the book I wrote…

while avoiding relationships to finish it.

Sorry I’m late—park bench confessional,

a stranger poured his whole autobiography.

Sorry I’m late—someone said “hi,” and I lived

three hours of dialogue strictly in my head, privately.

I don’t fit in, nobody gets me, that’s the myth I wear like armor—

and the day somebody actually saw me?

I flinched and walked away,

back to my favorite corner.

I feel what you feel—no, worse, I feel the room,

the dog, the lamp, the color blue’s mood.

Three is heartbreak, five is irritated,

nine is chaos—keep it gated.

Call it “too much,” call it “strange,”

I call it a nervous system with surround-sound range.

I wish I could stop overthinking—

but if I don’t, it feels reckless, like driving with no brakes.

You say “meditate,” I hear “be smaller.”

I say “wilderness,” and I mean it, for my sanity’s sake.

I’m a Rubik’s cube you can’t solve in the dark,

a quiet mind playing chess in the park.

Try to get under my skin, you’ll just meet your own reflection—

I don’t do drama, I do correction.

I disappear to stay kind, I go silent to stay true—

call it confusing—

I call it self-rescue.

They call it “genius ways I confuse my adversaries,”

I call it “defense mechanisms,” necessary.

First: the mirroring maze—bring heat, I bring it back,

not louder, just cleaner, like a moral attack.

You come in crooked, I turn into glass,

and suddenly you’re staring at yourself too fast.

Second: information vault—

I heard you, months ago, when you thought it didn’t count.

I file patterns, not gossip, not to win, just to see—

and when you push for control, I pull one thread and you freeze.

I don’t threaten, I observe.

I don’t shout, I let time serve.

You play checkers, quick and loud—

I play consequences, slow and proud.

I’m a Rubik’s cube you can’t solve in the dark,

a quiet mind playing chess in the park.

Try to get under my skin, you’ll just meet your own reflection—

I don’t do drama, I do correction.

I disappear to stay kind, I go silent to stay true—

call it confusing—

I call it self-rescue.

Third: emotional aikido—

you swing with manipulation, I step aside, let it go.

Gaslight me? I get curious—

ask one calm question and your script turns delirious.

Fourth: selective vulnerability—

I’ll name a weakness so you can’t weaponize it,

while my real strengths stay unadvertised, silent.

Fifth: patience paradox—

you expect a reaction, I give you a blank page.

You think you won; I’m just waiting

for the pattern to show its full shape.

Sixth: authenticity shield—

shame doesn’t work when I already made peace with my odd.

“Too sensitive?” Correct. “Too idealistic?” Yep.

Now what’ve you got?

Seventh: the invisible network—

not many people, but the right ones.

Loyal, values-first, built over years,

not favors, not politics—just trust that appears

the moment you try to isolate me.

And here’s the part they miss:

this isn’t offense, it’s ethics.

I don’t hunt conflict—

I quarantine it.

I protect what’s real

in a world that sells masks as merit.

I’m a Rubik’s cube you can’t solve in the dark,

a quiet mind playing chess in the park.

Try to get under my skin, you’ll just meet your own reflection—

I don’t do drama, I do correction.

I disappear to stay kind, I go silent to stay true—

call it “weird,” call it “rare,” call it “genius”—

I call it self-rescue.

Which INFJ behavior do I relate to most?

Yes.