Bright morning sun shines through the blinds

Housewife smiles warm and kind

Goes to the fridge for her loving crew

Opens the door and what’s that view

Evil monster eggs they start to glow

Jumpin’ out the fridge givin’ her a show

Evil monster eggs takin’ over the room

Breakfast dreams crashin’ into doom

Grabbin’ the pan she takes a stance

These eggs don’t want a nice slow dance

They roll and hop like they've got a mind

She can’t believe what she’s left to find

Evil monster eggs they start to glow

Jumpin’ out the fridge givin’ her a show

Evil monster eggs takin’ over the room

Breakfast dreams crashin’ into doom

She's swingin’ that spatula left and right

Tryin’ to conquer this crazy egg fight

Omelets no more just scrambled terror

This morning's gone from joy to error

Evil monster eggs they start to glow

Jumpin’ out the fridge givin’ her a show

Evil monster eggs takin’ over the room

Breakfast dreams crashin’ into doom