[Verse]
Bright morning sun shines through the blinds
Housewife smiles warm and kind
Goes to the fridge for her loving crew
Opens the door and what’s that view

[Chorus]
Evil monster eggs they start to glow
Jumpin’ out the fridge givin’ her a show
Evil monster eggs takin’ over the room
Breakfast dreams crashin’ into doom

[Verse 2]
Grabbin’ the pan she takes a stance
These eggs don’t want a nice slow dance
They roll and hop like they've got a mind
She can’t believe what she’s left to find

[Chorus]
Evil monster eggs they start to glow
Jumpin’ out the fridge givin’ her a show
Evil monster eggs takin’ over the room
Breakfast dreams crashin’ into doom

[Bridge]
She's swingin’ that spatula left and right
Tryin’ to conquer this crazy egg fight
Omelets no more just scrambled terror
This morning's gone from joy to error

[Chorus]
Evil monster eggs they start to glow
Jumpin’ out the fridge givin’ her a show
Evil monster eggs takin’ over the room
Breakfast dreams crashin’ into doom