(Verse 1)

I sit on my porch and the sun shines so bright,

A question is buzzing and keeping me up all night.

I've conquered the fortress and found all the gold,

But one mystery's left and it must be told!

I went to the tavern, asked all of my friends,

But nobody knows how this story extends.

(Chorus)

I wonder if dragons are ticklish?

Under the chin? On a scale?

I wonder if dragons are ticklish?

A query that's sure to prevail!

I wonder if dragons are ticklish?

It’s a silly, a zany, a whimsical thought,

That the bravest of knights has been thinking a lot!

(Verse 2)

So I crept to the cave with a feather and a spoon,

Hoping he'd just yawn and not eat me too soon.

I went for the armpit, the big scaly side,

He just gave me a look like he had nothing to hide.

Then I tried on his tail, gave a wiggle and poke,

He just gave a big grunt and a puff of some smoke.

(Chorus)

I wonder if dragons are ticklish?

Under the chin? On a scale?

I wonder if dragons are ticklish?

A query that's sure to prevail!

I wonder if dragons are ticklish?

It’s a silly, a zany, a whimsical thought,

That the bravest of knights has been thinking a lot!

(Bridge)

Then I went for his belly, a soft spot, I’d guess!

I wiggled my fingers, a delicate press!

The dragon’s big face started twitching with glee,

A big roar turned to laughter, a sound wild and free!

He started to shake, and his sides started to jump,

And he let out a giggle that sounded like a THUMP!

(Outro)

And then he just laughed, oh, he laughed like a king,

He laughed all the gold off the walls with his wings!

He laughed so darn hard he sneezed fire and sparks!

And my question was answered with laughter and arcs!