I don't understand it,

I'm such a nice guy,

None of these chicks,

Will give me a try.

They make excuses,

They haw and they hem,

It can't be me,

So it must be them.

I believe that decency is a currency,

A kind of social Bitcoin if you will,

And if you're mining crypto on a lady,

She should have to give you a li'l.

Don't you girls realize,

What you're doing to me?

This involuntary celibacy,

Has got me pretty gloomy.

I don't understand it,

I'm such a nice guy,

But if I don't get laid,

I just might die.

Or maybe someone else.

So really this is on you, ladies.