Xander's eyes glued to the screen all day

Life's a skit and he's ready to play

But the phone's gone now the chaos sparks

Mom's not home and his villain ark starts

Screaming loud like a siren in the night

Kicking walls he's a storm in the fight

Pouches drained like they're liquid gold

Eating like a beast can't be controlled

Villain ark rising under neon lights

No one can stop him when the chaos ignites

Phones his kryptonite keeps him sane

Without it he's a hurricane tearing the plain