Verse 1

Give me the banu merchantman because I deserve it

Give me the keys to that ship because I don't want to be shipless

Give me access to that hull because I need to be inside it

Give me free ships just because I waited so long

Chorus

Chris Roberts needs to give me stuff

He needs to give me that ship

Banu Merchantman needs to be in my grasp

It needs to be released

Verse 2

Chris why you do this to me?

Why you hold my ship forever.

Large amounts of money I have spent.

Give me what I deserve.

oooooooo chris

ahhhhhhh roberts

oooooooo give

ahhhhhhh ship

Give me the banu merchantman already