(A simple, folksy melody sets the tone)

I'm not the type to watch the game

Or keep up with the latest fame

Concerts and movie stars, that's not my scene

I'm a simple man, simple things are what I've seen

That's not me, I'm not into that

I like simple things, where love is where it's at

Kitty cats and little dogs, family time too, my faith'

That's the life for me, that's what I'm gonna do

No grandstands for me, no antique shops to roam

I'm not into holidays, with their pagan ways back home

Give me a quiet night, by the fire's warm light

Reminiscing 'bout the old days, feeling just right

That's not me, I'm not into that

I like simple things, where love is where it's at

Kitty cats and little dogs, family time too, my faith'

That's the life for me, that's what I'm gonna do

Some might say my life's too plain

That I need a friend, or someone to save me from my pain

But I'm happy just the way I am

No fancy clothes or name brands, just a simple plan

That's not me, I'm not into that

I like simple things, where love is where it's at

Kitty cats and little dogs, family time too, my faith'

That's the life for me, that's what I'm gonna do

I'll sit by the river, watch the sunset fade

Content with simple things, no need for a parade

I'm a simple man, living simple ways

That's not me, chasing after fortune or fame.