[Intro]
(A simple, folksy melody sets the tone)

[Verse 1]
I'm not the type to watch the game
Or keep up with the latest fame
Concerts and movie stars, that's not my scene
I'm a simple man, simple things are what I've seen

[Chorus]
That's not me, I'm not into that
I like simple things, where love is where it's at
Kitty cats and little dogs, family time too, my faith'
That's the life for me, that's what I'm gonna do

[Verse 2]
No grandstands for me, no antique shops to roam
I'm not into holidays, with their pagan ways back home
Give me a quiet night, by the fire's warm light
Reminiscing 'bout the old days, feeling just right

[Chorus]
That's not me, I'm not into that
I like simple things, where love is where it's at
Kitty cats and little dogs, family time too, my faith'
That's the life for me, that's what I'm gonna do

[Bridge]
Some might say my life's too plain
That I need a friend, or someone to save me from my pain
But I'm happy just the way I am
No fancy clothes or name brands, just a simple plan

[Chorus]
That's not me, I'm not into that
I like simple things, where love is where it's at
Kitty cats and little dogs, family time too, my faith'
That's the life for me, that's what I'm gonna do

[Outro]
I'll sit by the river, watch the sunset fade
Content with simple things, no need for a parade
I'm a simple man, living simple ways
That's not me, chasing after fortune or fame.