Overslept, forgot my name

Brushed my teeth with marmalade

Toast went down—jam side first

Fridge hums like it’s rehearsed

SHAKE THAT MILK!

Built a cockpit in the bath

Took a wormhole through my past

Gravity’s tight but bassline’s stronger

Moonwalk fever lasts much longer

BLAST OFF!

Rent’s unpaid, I dance instead

My goldfish hosts a disco thread

Laundry’s wet, but vibe’s on fire

I moonwalk through electric wire

SPIN THAT SHINE!

Shared a pie with the disco king

High-fived a clone—“Yo, you’re me!”

Mirror cracked, it sang my name

Echo said, “We’re all the same”

FLIP THAT TOAST!

Curtains twitch, they know my name

TV whispers, “Play the game”

Neighbors scream, “You lost your mind!”

I wink and say, “It’s funk, not time”

TOAST THAT CHAOS!

Bills tap dance, I join the show

Fridge wears shades and says “Let’s go!”

Goldfish spins on vinyl toast

I wink and say, “I’m funk, I’m gone”

GROOVE THAT GONE!

Tick-tock fridge, it counts my sins

Microwave hums like violins

Curtains twitch, they know my name

TV whispers, “Play the game”

Doorbell rings, but no one’s there

Toaster floats in midnight air

Neighbors vanished, bills still shout

Ceiling laughs, “You’re inside out”

Static dreams on channel three

My socks debate philosophy

Mirror blinks, then walks away

I ask the sink, “You okay?”

CHEERS TO MYSELF!

My toast is burnt, my socks don’t match

The moon’s my lamp, the fridge just raps

I lost my name, but found my beat

I dance alone, and that’s complete

FUNK NEVER DIES!

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