“.... nah ... nah…

man’s day was cursed from the start”

“Bruv, lemme run you through it....”

I See You Made This

Late, late — stressy, stressy (skrrrt!)

Toast went black, messy, messy (nah!)

Tea bag popped, heavy, heavy (oi!)

Day start mad, edgy, edgy—

Alarm didn’t ring, phone died in the night

Jumped out bed, one sock, no sight

Boss man rang, said, “Where’s your life?”

I said, “I’m five mins,” man’s hair ain’t right

Rushed to the kitchen, brekkie’s a flop

Toast came black, kettle went pop

Peng ting texted, “bring hash browns quick”

I said “babes, I ain’t even found my kicks”

Ran to the bus stop, vibes all peak

Tapped my card — decline, no beep

Driver’s vex, man’s face went red

Walked it instead, sweat dripping off head

Broke, broke — sticky, sticky

Peng ting mad, picky, picky

Chips came cold, tricky, tricky

Day gone left, iffy, iffy—

Hit up shop for a one-pound meal

Card went blank, no cash, unreal

Peng ting laughed, said “boy, you’re cheap”

I said “nah babes, my funds asleep”

Linked one mate, said “let’s hit town”

Mandem flex, tryna not look down

Saw my ex with her new man flex

I tripped on the curb — big dead, no rep

JD creps had my heart in pain

Picked one up, price tag insane

Peng ting said “rah, man’s broke”

I said, “Nah babes, that’s man’s old joke”

“Oi nah nah nah nah…

Man tripped right in front of his ex bruv”

“DJ, reload that ting!”

Linked the mandem, plans go wild

Peng ting late, outfit styled

Boss man shut, Morley’s gone dark

Vibes still high, man’s hit the park

Yout on road with his fake LV

Said “real drip,” bruv, tag says Shein

Mandem laughed, nearly spilled my drink

Sprite up nose, bruv, couldn’t even blink

Then bruv, YOU… yeah YOU… you salty prick…

I hope next time you put salt on your chips, the top comes off…

Prick...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hit the rave, one shot, two more

Peng ting vex ‘cause I’m on the floor

DJ shout “reload,” crowd get raw

Next ting I know, woke up near store

Phone on dead, one crep, no sock

Mandem gone, man’s lost my block

Bank app locked, funds all seized

Mouth all dry, no vibe, no keys

Got home late, curtains closed

Tea bag split, man nearly froze

Life went left but I still got fed

Two-day hangover, back to bed

“Oi nah nah nah nah…

Man’s stayin’ in tomorrow, beans on toast lifestyle”