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Inspired by article: Former Israeli space security chief says extraterrestrials exist, and Trump knows about it
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-extraterrestrials-exist-trump-knows-n1250333
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"Hey… did you hear? The Space General cracked the code…
Said the stars ain’t lonely…"

"Wait—what’d he say?!"

“The General said Mars… isn’t empty.
Dust storms aren’t just dust…
They’re curtains.”

The desert’s got eyes in the rust-colored sky—
Canyons hum with engines we’re not supposed to spy.
“There’s glass in the sand where their saucers land,
Galactic Fed’s handshake… but we’re still fistin’ sand.”

“Olympus Mons… Olympus Mons…”

NASA’s rovers snap pics of rocks…
But the truth is in Eshed’s locked safety box!
Red Planet’s a front—it’s a cosmic consulate—
We’re the backwater planet they tolerate.

Mars! They’re in the rusted cracks,
Breathin’ thin air, hidin’ in the Phobos tracks!
Mars! Humanity’s a lab rat,
Federation’s sippin’ tea in a Dome Habitat!

“Trump knew… Trump knew…”

The General’s book reads like a flare in the void—
“Their cities don’t glow… they’re cloaked in asteroid!
Valles Marineris? That’s their freeway spine,
Pentagon denies… but Perseverance caught a sign!”

“No signs… of… life…” (cut by synth zap)

The Federation waits ‘til we ditch our nukes,
‘Til we trade TikTok for wormhole ukes.
But tonight, the red sands whisper low—
“The General’s no liar… Mars is a show.”

“Dust devils dance with UFOs…
Eshed’s laugh echoes where the water flows…
We’re just ants in their ant farm glow…
Mars knows… Mars knows…”

Mars! They’re in the rusted cracks,
Breathin’ thin air, hidin’ in the Phobos tracks!
Mars! Humanity’s a lab rat,
Federation’s sippin’ tea in a Dome Habitat!

“Trump knew… Trump knew…”