{verse 1}

Peter Griffin diddled my dingaling at 3am,

Whilst squidward said "errrm... what the sigma?"

Whilst this all happened my doctor called me,

Told me I had a rare disease called Ligma. (ligma what? LIGMA BALLS!!!)

{verse 2}

Later that day, I realised I was gay,

So Peter Griffin yelled "hooray," because he was also gay.

2 hours later, Peter Griffin told me that he also had the Ligma,

He blamed it on Patrick Star because he wasn't so sigma.

{chorus}

Drop the giggidi cat cat caht caht cat hat hat pat rat cat caht (giggidi) giggidi cat hat CAt cAt CAT CAt cAhT giGgiDi (giggidi) giGgiDi GIGGIDI GOOOOOOOOOOOO

CAT CAT CAT CAHT GIGGIDI CAHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CAT HAT GIGGIDI CAT GIGGIDI (GIGGIDI) CAT GIGGIDI (GIGGIDI) GIGGIDI (GIGGIDI) GIGGIDI (GIGGIDI)

{verse 3}

Elevenz then told me later,

That the Ligma came from a poisonous potater.

He also told me he had the skibidi virus,

He also told me he had the skibidi virus.

{verse 4}

Grandma came in and handed us her famous poop soup,

She told me that it's how Elevenz got the skibidi virus.

So Elevenz and Grandma did a 1v1,

It all ended when Grandma needed to go to the John (because she ate too much of the soup)

Giggidi giggidi giggidi cat hat hat caht giggidi (giggidi) RIZZ SKIBIDI RIZZ SKIBIDI RIZZ SKIBIDI SKIBIDI RIZZ GYAT GRIMACE SHAKE GYAT RIZZ SKIBIDI RIZZ SKIBIDI TOILET ON THE HUB (as in CornHub)

{outro}

By the end of the song, we decided to throw away the soup and the potato because we didn't want anyone else to get the skibidi virus or the Ligma virus.