Blah-blah-blah, oh here we go,

I’m calling out the folks who just don’t know,

Why are people stupid? People so dumb, why are yall so stupid, cry boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah, Identify as a green bean, orange peel?

Dumber than a crack rock in a wood pipe stove!

People r so loony , people so dumb,

People so ohhh ohhhh wow wow woww!

Brains on spring break, common sense got gape!

Ooooh-oooh-oooh, uh-huh, wow-wow-wow!

Doo-doo-doo, doodle-dee-dee,

Why you pimping like a fool for free?

Stupidity's trending, plain as day to see,

Timmy's wearing helmets "Duh," yippee!

Ooooh-oooh-oooh, uh-huh, wah-wah-wah,

Sappy as a pine tree bark beetle, la-di-da!

Clueless loony tooney, bean dipper,

Brains on vacation, washed out sedation,

Ooooh-oooh-oooh, uh-huh, wow-wow-wow!

I’m the ruler of the call-out game,

I Point out the dumb, no shame,

Now you’re dancing on the dummy floor!

Shala-la-la, bubble so thick,

Intelligence ran off real quick,

Ooooh-oooh-oooh, uh-huh, wow-wow-wow!

Doo-doo-doo, doodle-dee-dee,

Why you pimping like a fool for free?

Stupidity's trending hard, plain as day to see,

Timmy's wearing helmets "Duh," yippee!

Ooooh-oooh-oooh, uh-huh, wah-wah-wah,

Sappy as a pine tree bark beetle, la-di-da!

Clueless loony tooney, bean dipper,

Brains on vacation, washed out, vacation,

Ooooh-oooh-oooh, uh-huh, wow-wow-wow!

Blah-blah-blah, that’s the tune,

Stupid people, howling at the moon,

Ooooh-oooh-oooh, uh-hu