It's getting urgent. (ah—)

Do you wanna feel how this feels? (no...)

Do you want to know, know that I really have to go? (ooh...)

Do you want to hear 'bout the stain that I am making? (oh, no...)

Oops, it's warm on me. (oh-oh-oh...)

And if I only could,

I'd make a deal with God,

And I'd get him to swap our panties,

It's running down my leg, (it's running...)

It's running to my heel, (it's running...)

It's soaking through my sneaker.

If I could only hide, oh.

You don't want to see me, (don't look—)

But see how wide the puddle lies. (I know...)

I'm aware my dampness is a problem. (shhh...)

Oh, there is moisture in my socks.

Is there so much splash-back on the ones you love? (oh, no...)

Tell me, this rug matters, does it? (does it?)

And if I only could,

I'd make a deal with God,

And I'd get him to swap our trousers,

It's running down my leg, (it's running...)

It's running to my heel, (it's running...)

It's soaking through my sneaker.

If I could only hide, oh.

Spill your coffee, c'mon, c'mon, darling, (please...)

Let me blame this spillage on you now. (do it now...)

Knock the table, c'mon, c'mon, darling, (They're looking!)

Let's exchange this dark blue denim. (oh-ohh...)

It's running down my leg...

(let me get to the door...)

It's running to my heel...

(oh, the shame...)

It's soaking through my sneaker.

(squish, squish, squish...)

If I could only hide, oh...

(ah-ah-ah-ah...)