Heh...
Tink is Back on the Quest Log! (hmm-laa-la!) 🗺️
Sleepy lil goblin prophet of profit took a teeny-weeny nap, yeah sawing blessed logs- cruised through the snooze-alarms ring-ring-ring'- runaway psalms, - feeling restless, like Frankenstein's monster strapped ta tha table, being tested-/ bolt from tha blue-( ohwoo-) awakened by lightning (ning-ning-ning-) origin story more like ah Fable.
Ahahhaa-haa...
She's Aaaah-liiiiiive!
(sh-sh-sshhing!)
Mega-watt surge, amperage ramps- rage fuled rascal- gizmos in me arm merge, marked by me bezt stamps 💚- servos pull-Clamps go... Ss-ss-ssSNAP! 🛠️/ shackles shout ; "Brrracka-pack!"
now things are lookin' back on track
(Chuggah-chuggahChoo-whooo!)
🚂🛤
⚙️✨
Time is ah heavy coin, tick-tock (ticky-tock), can't wait,
Sip-sip-sip on that Alacrity Flask- ah'm an Elixir-Fixer- Apothecary Horde full of Pots in Crates-
long list of tasks n' gambits at stake, let's see what else ah got on me plate-
(Hmm-laa-la!) 🍭
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To-Do detective, mind map lookin like ah crime scene/ Conspiricy corkboard, strings are all fuses- let's get to cookin! 👩‍🍳
So many missions.. but which first to chooses? 🧵🧨
Could take ah Crack at tha Philosopher’s Stone, 💎, craft that shit just to break it, won't atone-jawbreaker? Gob-stopp'ah? Ha! I could Bust it apart with an eye-dropp'ah- fill tha Alchemy hopp'ah in me assembly line- Home Alone in me Factory, and that's just fine 🙂 🏭 🍵
SssSike!! Got ah Terracotta Army, mechanical menagerie- collected bits from all fourteen Seas, weathered tha Nave-E (Neigh-Vee?) Clip-clopp'ah- trot in, ah'm ah mech medium- Boo- Bombs 💣 👻 fulla Helium- (ba-baaah-bOO-mmmm!)- Knock ya up ta tha Celium- (Ceiling Mate)
Get it? Tweet tweet, lil' bird told me; "ya know what's sweet-sweet?"
Wut?
"Soda Streams Spreadin' something like ah Mycelium Treat, talk about ah Water Treatment Plant" 🪴 🥤
Hahaa- come on now, that joke will nevah' take root, yer such ah lil' scamp-
Tinky iz back Finches!
Loaded up them Crabby Claws- amass ah fortune, gonna Penny-pinch- Time is Money an' ah found me two-cents
Lucky penny recompense! 🍀 🪙
Ah'm back- bah-bah- back! Green Sheep, badah-beep-beep- Gold-tipped Boots stompin all over Clatterburg Cobble Streets- wibble-wobble- horse off course lez return to me Crusade Novel
(Clicky-clacky-) ⌨️
Im cute , sure, colorful? of course!- life would be dull in monochrome-
But dont fuckin' test me- shit call me Tink. R. R. Goblin- I wrote Game of Drones-
Me chum George. R. R. Martin took a copy home- got inspired- but he lightened the original tone-🚁📖
Now I gotta hunt him down, can't leave behind any goblin clones-
! ✍️⚔️
Next, gonna Bot the Safari Zone! (Catch'em all, catch'em all) I’m catching the lot, 🦒🦎🦔🦫🦦
Hundred-ten thousand percent, filling each slot! 💯
(Ssslot slot) 🎰

(Ticky-tacky!) 🕒 click-clicka of tha Oroborous Pocket-Watch, slither-slink-dash -to-the-past, ⌚🕰️
Titan-boa versus gigga-Rex- talk about a prehistoric bash
Now I got ah Titanium femur that's built to blaaAaaaast! 🔩(kaAaah-Pow!!) 💣💥🦴


Double-Check the list-(chck-chck!) ✔️✅️ gonna cross 'em all out, ✅️✔️
[Honk!]
Tinka's on the loose (Golden Goose!!), give a little shout! 🗣️🔥 honk!
(Pip-pip!) 🖕✨
Or mayhaps
(yes? Yes?)
Lalala-maybe i'll Waltz to the famous Clatterburg Boulder,-lalala- wit ah triple-turbo-kick-booster built into mah shoulder-lalala-,
City Cryier callin out to tha crowd "lalala- Trolls And Goblins! Behold-Her!" Then i'll withdraw that sword(lalaala-) , proclaim ;
"This kingdom is 'Owned!'!"! 🗡️🧘‍♀️
Smelt down tha steel, smile as it smolders
Take ah Sit on the Oaken Throne,
Things Ancient, vines and flowers all overgrown,
Claim the high-seat, raise ah flag, no need to roam! 👑
(We're Home Homie!)
Once I close that chapter I'll go on a crusade- one hundred year saga, then i'll come home, throw ah party or parade, circle back to check on what the crew-say'd-
(Wut's that bruhv?)-
" vote Bart for Mayor!
Ark of tha Kobold Covenant, got it from a soothe'sayer-
Place it beside tha Holy Grail in in the hall right next to tha stay-ers (stairs) like a pair (pears?) Imps try to stop and stair but me butler repeats "Best Pay-her!"-
An sometimes, late at night as the Castle gets Quite quiet- I think I hear em chattin'-
I swear!!
! 🏺🌧️
(Ahha-tra-laa-la!) 🎶
(Pip-pip!) 🖕