【Intro】

“奶奶快来接电话！”

“Grandma, quick, it’s your call!”

“你知道吗？我阿嬷年年十八！”

“Did you know? My Ah Ma’s eighteen every year!”

“Ready? Go!”

“Ready? Go!”

【Verse 1】

早上六点梳油头，

At 6 a.m. I slick my hair,

踩着高跟迈轻柔，

High heels tapping with gentle flair,

邻居问我去哪走？

“Where you headed?” neighbours stare—

我说：不是跳舞，是 Rap Battle！

I said: “Not dancing — it’s a rap battle, there!”

戴老花镜玩自拍

Selfies taken with granny specs,

粉红滤镜最可爱

Pink filters — cutest effects!

有人说我太放开

They say I’m wild, no subtle signs,

我说我比你更懂爱！

I said: “I love better than your kind!”

【Pre-Chorus】

别拿皱纹来算我的年纪

Don’t count my age by wrinkles, please,

我的心脏跳的比你还急

My heart still races with youthful ease!

你说青春是一场旅行

You say youth’s a fleeting trip,

我直接刷脸进场 不用排队登记

I skip the line with face-scan grip!

【Chorus】

我年年十八 不是说说罢

I’m eighteen each year — that’s no bluff talk,

跳起舞来连孙子都怕

I dance so fierce, grandkids just balk!

我年年十八 请你别惊讶

I’m forever eighteen — don’t be surprised,

谁说奶奶不能穿荧光喇叭！

Who says grannies can’t wear neon bell-bottoms with pride?

我年年十八 心情放烟花

Eighteen each year, fireworks in my soul,

八十八岁照样泡个脚打个卡

At eighty-eight I still soak my feet and check in whole,

我年年十八 风格自己画

I paint my style, my own design,

管你怎么想，我最快乐哒！

Think what you want — I feel divine!

【Verse 2】

手机调到超大字

Phone font’s set to super size,

但表情包我有一百四

But I’ve got 140 emojis to surprise!

你追剧哭成纸巾雨

You cry in dramas with tissue rain,

我在夜市开起爱情直播局

I livestream love tales at night market lane.

手指不快但心意猛

My fingers are slow but my heart is bold,

八十岁也能用Emoji哄

At eighty I still flirt in emoji code,

你说我疯 我笑成弓

You say I’m crazy — I laugh and bend,

人生苦短 别怕中风！

Life’s too short — stroke won’t end my trend!

【Bridge】

医生说我要少跳舞

Doctor said I should dance no more—

我点头说 “嗯…”

I nodded, “Mmm…”

（停顿）

(...pause...)

…等我跳完这支啦啦舞！

“…after I finish this cheerleader encore!”

【Final Chorus】

我年年十八 不是奇葩

I’m eighteen each year — no weirdo joke,

活得自在才值得夸

Living this free deserves applause evoked.

我年年十八 不怕你查

Eighteen each year — go check my chart,

身份证上没写我的神话

But my ID don’t show this legend’s heart.

我年年十八 天真没塌

Forever young — my joy’s still bright,

背着晚霞也敢梦火花

With sunset on my back, I dream of sparks and flight.

我年年十八 是全村神话

Eighteen each year — village calls me queen,

88岁的我 还想考驾照刷浪花！

At 88 I still want to surf — get that driving licence scene!

【Outro】

（机器人女声 + 关机音）

（Robot Voice + Shutdown Sound）