A song dedicated to my very own Hydration Queen, Best Wife, Best Friend and quite simply the greatest person ever.

Water, water, water, water, water, water, water.

Water. Water everywhere.

Man, I know it’s true (water)

She glows like dew and stays brand new (water)

See, the key to love and loyalty

Is bringin’ water constantly (water)

Yeah, some folks crave attention, some crave fame

But she just wants hydration—I praise her name (water)

Please stop the delay (water)

She wants that mountain spring with the glacier spray (water)

It’s good for her soul

So grab that glass, fulfill that role

You never know when she’ll sigh and say, “Hey bibs, I’m a little parched…”

In fact, I made an unbreakable vow

To keep her cup full, you’re getting it now

She built a whole life, raises our wild little pack

And all she asks is that little liquid act

So pass it fast, don’t look back

I gotta stay on beat, always aware

Whether dawn, dusk or sometime in between

She’s my hydration queen

A glass of water, it's all very fair

She’s like:

Water, water, water, water, water

Bring me water, water, water, water, water

Water, water, water, water, water

Don’t forget the ice ice ice ice...

Man, everything's just water

She got a PhD in H₂Order

Woke me up at 3AM—"Hey babe... water?"

I stumble through the dark like a loyal martyr

Dinner toast? Glasses full of Water.

Mid-movie? Ice Cold Water.

At the birth of our second kid? WATER (if it was allowed!)

If you are talking dreams? laden with water.

Mid-massage, she whispers softly:

[Sexy Sultry] “Could you get... some. . . water?”

Got a text from the next room—WATER

Sticky note on the mirror—“Don’t forget my water!”

Balancing on one foot doing yoga? Still WATER

You thought I left a cup our by mistake—nope, it’s for her!

She stays more hydrated than a river

Moves smoother than jazz, when she drinks she quivers

I'll get her a Goblet, Have it engraved with "my love"

It will look like a chalice sent from gods above!

She’ll sip once, then pause with grace

Say, “Can you refill this?”— with a smile on her face

This woman don’t need much, just peace and clarity

That glass by her sides looking down, fill it! — Cold Water should not be a rarity

When its time for bed? Water.

Before netflix shows? Water.

Right after brushing her teeth? Still water

During dreams? Water.

In case she dreams about thirst? Yup — we got backup water.

Water, water, water, water, water

Bring her water, water, water, water, water

Water, water, water, water, water

Water, water, water, water, water

Yeah . . . gonna pour her another sparkling glass.

Blessed liquid moonlight!

Water, water everywhere

If she has a headache, that’s a hydration scare! (a hydration scare!)

Look, I’m movin’ through my day just to keep her beamin’

I know she needs love... and cold water that’s gleamin’

From breakfast to brunch to the after dinner scene

When she whispers “I'm Thirsty,” I'm there to fulfil her cold wet dreams

She’s refined, defined, she’s all divine

I'd build a tray, just for her water glasses to ride

I got water in the car, water in my drawer

Water labeled “emergency” hidden behind the bedroom door

There’s no ask too wild, no sip too small

If she wants it cucumber-infused, I know who i'm gonna call

Every spring in the county, check every stream, visit every pond

Just to bring her the liquid she loves, I'll never abscond.

No resistance, just assistance

Hydration is love. . . and love is pure existence

And those who also love like this? They understand

That glass of water in her hand, its a right, not a demand!

So raise up a bottle, gift me a water pitcher

She is my life, and I just want to be a water-fetcher

True devotion, my love is crystal clear

I'm waiting for the affirmation “More water needed here!.”

Water, water, water, water, water

Bring her water, water, water, water, water

Water, water, water, water, water

Water, water, water, water, water

(Water, water, water, water, water) Water, water, water, water!

(Water, water, water, water, water), Bring her water, water, water, water!

Water, water, water, water, water, Water, water, everywhere!

Water, water, water, water, water, Bring her water, water, water, water!