You took your hoodie

You took my wine

You left your charger

Now that’s mine

Unfollowed me

But liked my reel

You said “we're done”

But forgot the bill

Gas station gum

Uber to your flat

You said you'd Venmo

Never did that

You still owe me

Seven forty-three

Not for love

Just for groceries

You still owe me

Yeah, petty is free

So I wrote this song

Instead of a fee

Left your cologne

In my drawer

Now I spray it

When I mop the floor

Told your mom

We’re still tight

She sent me memes

You blocked me twice

Look

It’s not the money.

It’s the principle.

Actually, no…

It’s the money.

You still owe me

Seven forty-three

I keep the vibe

You keep the fee

You still owe me

Petty is me

So here’s this track

You’ll hear on your feed

If you see this...

Just send it.

I’m not mad.

Just... broke.